Let me give a little history first.
We purchased our house approximately 5.5 years ago here in SRB. Of course, we live on a dirt road (never to be paved...
), and every house on our street at the time was on septic.
Apparently, sewer was put in place within a year of when we bought the house. We had NO idea they had done this until it was over and a neighbor brought it up. Supposedly, whatever agency/county/whomever was responsible for the decision to put it in, was supposed to offer us some sort of "deal" to rid ourselves of septic and hook up to the sewer lines at the time it was being put in, but they ran out of funds by the time they got to our street and didn't notify anyone of the option because they could no longer afford to offer the discounted rate (I've been told this by more than one person in the neighborhood).
Since then of course every newer house on the street has sewer.
I have two little kids (3 and 1). They can't play in the driveway because we don't have one (gravel, can't afford to replace it), they can't play in the street because, well.. they're 3 and 1! I would like to get them a playset, but it's highly advised that you do NOT put these on septic mounds from what I've been told. I would also like to plant a veggie garden, but... yeah not on the septic mound, which btw takes up the ENTIRE back yard.
So... what does it run these days to rip out a septic tank and hook up to existing sewer? Humor me. I'm sure it's some astronomical amount that I wouldn't be able to scrape together in 15 years (we're broke and I'm not ashamed to admit it). But really, just tell me so I can stop wishing and hoping...
I would just move, but no one is going to buy this house for what we owe on it right now, even though we bought before the boom... the prices are just too low
Ok, sorry to be so long winded....
We purchased our house approximately 5.5 years ago here in SRB. Of course, we live on a dirt road (never to be paved...

Apparently, sewer was put in place within a year of when we bought the house. We had NO idea they had done this until it was over and a neighbor brought it up. Supposedly, whatever agency/county/whomever was responsible for the decision to put it in, was supposed to offer us some sort of "deal" to rid ourselves of septic and hook up to the sewer lines at the time it was being put in, but they ran out of funds by the time they got to our street and didn't notify anyone of the option because they could no longer afford to offer the discounted rate (I've been told this by more than one person in the neighborhood).
Since then of course every newer house on the street has sewer.
I have two little kids (3 and 1). They can't play in the driveway because we don't have one (gravel, can't afford to replace it), they can't play in the street because, well.. they're 3 and 1! I would like to get them a playset, but it's highly advised that you do NOT put these on septic mounds from what I've been told. I would also like to plant a veggie garden, but... yeah not on the septic mound, which btw takes up the ENTIRE back yard.
So... what does it run these days to rip out a septic tank and hook up to existing sewer? Humor me. I'm sure it's some astronomical amount that I wouldn't be able to scrape together in 15 years (we're broke and I'm not ashamed to admit it). But really, just tell me so I can stop wishing and hoping...

I would just move, but no one is going to buy this house for what we owe on it right now, even though we bought before the boom... the prices are just too low

Ok, sorry to be so long winded....