For the ladies of Sowal-too funny

[Lady D]

Salary Request

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends off or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss

THE RESPONSE

Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
locations.

You do not take initiative.

You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

V. Gina

 

[audie]

:rofl:

 

[Cheering472]

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[Allifunn]

:funn: :funn: :funn:

 

[InletBchDweller]

 

[30A Skunkape]

:nono1:

 

[30gAy]

Dear Ms V. Gina,

I am an attorney who has handled many P. Nis cases over the years, and have been asked to address his concerns about your letter:

- He reminds you that his ability to perform multiple functions, outdoors and away from any equipment, is a unique skill.

- He wants you to acknowledge the ability to tackle issues singlehandedly.

- He has noted that, if not for your managerial coldness, he would attend more office functions.

- And finally, he believes that a sharp eye, as opposed to flapping lips, is the best management tactic.



As the only other candidate to fill his position would be, D. Ildo - and he is prone to run down after only a few uses; I think you can see that it would be in your best interests to fulfill my client?s requests.

Sincerely,

C. Cox

 

[Franny]

Good come back!!:clap_1: :clap_1:

 

[Lady D]

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[seagrovelover]

Lady D this is fabulous !!!!!!!!!!!!