A man appeared before St Peter at the Pearly Gates, "Have you ever done
anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing", the man offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
particularly nasty looking bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I
directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen."
"So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked
him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it
on the ground."
"Then I yelled, 'now back off, biker boy or you'll anwser to me!"
St Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?".
"Just a couple of minutes ago!"
anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing", the man offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
particularly nasty looking bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I
directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen."
"So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked
him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it
on the ground."
"Then I yelled, 'now back off, biker boy or you'll anwser to me!"
St Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?".
"Just a couple of minutes ago!"
