Got Stood Up!!!!!

I think we have a theme for the soiree!

Sowal Extreme Cougar Makeover!

You just have to show up. We'll bring the botox (Miss Kitty has a non-invasive procedure as well), leopard skin, hair extensions, spack...er makeup, and the fire will provide just the soft lighting to set off the whole ensemble. You'll be beating off 18 year-olds with a stick in no time.

I thought I was a MILF.....not ready for the Cougar Camp.....I think??????

He finally called me the next day...because he finally answered his phone and recieved my message........he's alive. He was hung over from the night before and fell asleep.

Keep your guard up girl on that one, if, in fact, YOU are even still interested-- he may have other "issues."

Sounds great--is there a makeup makeup date?

I have one condition: Can we do all this without the dating at the end? I'm with scooterbug. The only thing worse than being stood up is dating.

I beleive this will be my sig line....love ya, HoHall.......you come up with the best stuff!!!!

It could have been worse - the batturd could have shown up! ;-)

You must know me........

Keep your guard up girl on that one, if, in fact, YOU are even still interested-- he may have other "issues."

Agree with hnooe - he either drank a lot or has no tolerance for alcohol.......neither is a viable option.

I beleive this will be my sig line....love ya, HoHall.......you come up with the best stuff!!!!

Is that a typo?

Now, do we thinks the stand up dude is on sowal watching this thread????

Oh please. I'm sorry to tell you that you and sb do not qualify as cougars.

Ummm...she doesn't, but I'm definitely no kitten anymore!

Mine is Friday........

Happy Birthday! Celebrate by breaking some poor young thing's heart!

I beleive this will be my sig line....love ya, HoHall.......you come up with the best stuff!!!!

Agree with hnooe - he either drank a lot or has no tolerance for alcohol.......neither is a viable option.





Is that a typo?

Now, do we thinks the stand up dude is on sowal watching this thread????

No typo--I have a lot of really rude nicknames. (Love them all!)

Agree with hnooe - he either drank a lot or has no tolerance for alcohol.......neither is a viable option.





Is that a typo?

Now, do we thinks the stand up dude is on sowal watching this thread????

OMG...yes that was a typo...a good one too!!!!!

He was a no show Saturday night, so I doubt he'll show up here. Unless he has a really sweet apology...then I'll be glad to hear it on here. He's been on here before.

He fell asleep/passed out again and completely stood you up on a major date night - that better be one damn impressive, sincere, and floral apology!

I'd kick him to the curb - if only because someone who falls asleep pre-date probably isn't all that excited about the date.

You can do SO much better than a forgetful/narcoleptic/drunk who doesn't appreciate how great you are!

If he was too hungover to show up for an evening date (I'm assuming) then he probably has issues you don't want to deal with.

NEXT!

And, since he's a dead horse, let's beat him up even more!

Will he be at the soiree? You should discreetly point him out to some angry people and let nature take over. This is going to be way funn and groovy!

He finally called me the next day...because he finally answered his phone and recieved my message........he's alive. He was hung over from the night before and fell asleep.

he was looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead! in other words not only is he a snoozer and a boozer sounds like he is a loser

He fell asleep/passed out again and completely stood you up on a major date night - that better be one damn impressive, sincere, and floral apology!

I'd kick him to the curb - if only because someone who falls asleep pre-date probably isn't all that excited about the date.

You can do SO much better than a forgetful/narcoleptic/drunk who doesn't appreciate how great you are!

If he was too hungover to show up for an evening date (I'm assuming) then he probably has issues you don't want to deal with.

NEXT!

And, since he's a dead horse, let's beat him up even more!

Will he be at the soiree? You should discreetly point him out to some angry people and let nature take over. This is going to be way funn and groovy!

Amen from the back pew...

Ya'll need to just start going out with gay guys; they are punctual, well dressed, respectful, will happily go on picnics, shoe shopping or to the Opera, and best of all your mom's will just love them. Hey-they will satisfy 95% of your needs. You can even have children if you want!

Ya'll need to just start going out with gay guys; they are punctual, well dressed, respectful, will happily go on picnics, shoe shopping or to the Opera, and best of all your mom's will just love them. Hey-they will satisfy 95% of your needs. You can even have children if you want!

Digg my gay man-type friends. They are everything you express here......a couple of straight types are funn, but seem out of place at a picnic.......and, don't know what to do when shoe shopping. Awkward, indeed....forget the Opera!

What is the 95%? And, the children thang? With or without the gay man-type? ;-)

he was looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead! in other words not only is he a snoozer and a boozer sounds like he is a loser

Oh Boy...I hope he sees this thread!!!!!!

Ya'll need to just start going out with gay guys; they are punctual, well dressed, respectful, will happily go on picnics, shoe shopping or to the Opera, and best of all your mom's will just love them. Hey-they will satisfy 95% of your needs. You can even have children if you want!

This is a thought........

Ya'll need to just start going out with gay guys; they are punctual, well dressed, respectful, will happily go on picnics, shoe shopping or to the Opera, and best of all your mom's will just love them. Hey-they will satisfy 95% of your needs. You can even have children if you want!

This is a thought........

I've been trying to pick up SWGB for months. The only problem with going out with gay guys is that they'll dump you in a heartbeat for a cute guy. That can be a bit frustrating.

Ya'll need to just start going out with gay guys; they are punctual, well dressed, respectful, will happily go on picnics, shoe shopping or to the Opera, and best of all your mom's will just love them. Hey-they will satisfy 95% of your needs. You can even have children if you want!

See why Hnooe's my soiree date!

Oh Boy...I hope he sees this thread!!!!!!

Maybe it will teach him a lesson ....................... or make his ears burn enough to get off the couch!

I've been trying to pick up SWGB for months. The only problem with going out with gay guys is that they'll dump you in a heartbeat for a cute guy. That can be a bit frustrating.

That's why you date the ones already partnered up - much less likely to roam (though not to ogle). ;-)

See why Hnooe's my soiree date!

Maybe it will teach him a lesson ....................... or make his ears burn enough to get off the couch!


That's why you date the ones already partnered up - much less likely to roam (though not to ogle). ;-)

So I need to hit on SWGB and Scuba at the same time? (I'm not opposed to that idea--just clarifying.)

Don't know that "hit on" is the right phrase.

I was thinking more find the partnered gay guy whose partner is usually AWOL, then they are free and need a +1.

Don't know that "hit on" is the right phrase.

I was thinking more find the partnered gay guy whose partner is usually AWOL, then they are free and need a +1.

See? I'm just no good at this...

I've been trying to pick up SWGB for months. The only problem with going out with gay guys is that they'll dump you in a heartbeat for a cute guy. That can be a bit frustrating.

Or, many times it's worse than going with your GF as you and gay man-type end up fighting over the same guy..... :funn:

Dahling girl, you determine your self worth, not him and not your ex-huband. (Read that sentence again please)

You could be heavy, have "buggers" and old flat hair, and still be worth much more than that guy on his best day. He was wrong for you trust me. You don't want someone like that anyway. You are worth too much to waste time on thoughtless unkind people like this guy. May he find a Brett Michaels Rock of Love reject who he considers worthy. I'm sure that will work out great for him.

what she said and then some!!!

seagrovegirl, take a man vacation and enjoy being with yourself for a while. being single in SoWal can't be easy... so forget about it for now. have some dayum funn! and happy birthday!!! I think its great you have shared your frustrations - does the stander upper know you have a bunch of internet axe murdering friends?

So I need to hit on SWGB and Scuba at the same time? (I'm not opposed to that idea--just clarifying.)

wait a minute. scuba is mine! all mine!:boxing:

what she said and then some!!!

seagrovegirl, take a man vacation and enjoy being with yourself for a while. being single in SoWal can't be easy... so forget about it for now. have some dayum funn! and happy birthday!!! I think its great you have shared your frustrations - does the stander upper know you have a bunch of internet axe murdering friends?




wait a minute. scuba is mine! all mine!:boxing:

I thought you were married! Move over Toots, let the Single Laties have a little funn.