Alright, this song is stuck in my head. Maybe by posting it, it will be exorcised from my system... Besides, nobody has even thought about how the jet feels.
Smelly Jet, Smelly Jet,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Jet, Smelly Jet
It's not your fault
They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite jet
Smelly Jet, Smelly Jet,
It's not your fault
You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before we're done
Or the world will smell as one
Smelly Jet, Smelly Jet,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Jet, Smelly Jet
It's not your fault