I hate it when...

[aggieb]

you're with mc hammer and he doesn't let you touch anything

and

when red red wine stays too close to me and ends up down the front of my skirt.

and

when I just buy a new phone and
Ray Parker Jr. is always asking me " Who you gonna call? "

and

when i go to a club with Phil Collins and he shouts, "I Can't Dance".

and when i try to play sowal 2010 pick 'ems and Carole King tells me It's too late.

what about you?

 

[Beach Runner]

I hate it when I trip while leaving Pizza Bar and break my toe, and Jamie Foxx tells me to blame it on the alcohol.

 

[LuciferSam]

you're with mc hammer and he doesn't let you touch anything

and

when red red wine stays too close to me and ends up down the front of my skirt.

and

when I just buy a new phone and
Ray Parker Jr. is always asking me " Who you gonna call? "

and

when i go to a club with Phil Collins and he shouts, "I Can't Dance".

what about you?

I don't know, when I bought that stairway to heaven intending to flip it and then the market went south, couldn't sell it, and then had trouble making the payments.