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John R

needs to get out more
Dec 31, 2005
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Beachbummette

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Jul 16, 2005
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:blink: WTF is wrong with people? Can they not just go to the sex shop and buy "normal" toys?

You wouldn't believe how many x-rays we do a year that we are shocked at the people that have piercings in very unusual places. People you would never expect it of. We had this older gentleman that had a "jacobs ladder" we all about passed out.
 

NoHall

hmmmm......can't remember
May 28, 2007
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A very close relative of mine works in the pathology lab of a hospital, and loves to tell me about the "extractions" that she hears about. The weirdest one recently was a mustard bottle and a baseball. (Not the same guy.)
 

Carol G

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Jan 15, 2007
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A friend of mine from high school was training to be a paramedic and he was telling me about this x-ray in one of the books he had to read that showed someone who had an umbrella (one of the big ones with the points on it) up their bum.

Apparently it was a guy. :yikes:
 

NoHall

hmmmm......can't remember
May 28, 2007
9,032
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Northern Hall County, GA
A friend of mine from high school was training to be a paramedic and he was telling me about this x-ray in one of the books he had to read that showed someone who had an umbrella (one of the big ones with the points on it) up their bum.

Apparently it was a guy. :yikes:

My "source" said that they have seen the following, in addition to the mustard bottle and baseball: a candle, a glass Coke bottle, and a broom handle. (Keep in mind that they only see these cases because the object gets stuck.) The doctor at this hospital said that these self-inflicted "victims" are always male.
 
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elgordoboy

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Feb 9, 2007
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I no longer stay in Dune Allen
My "source" said that they have seen the following, in addition to the mustard bottle and baseball: a candle, a glass Coke bottle, and a broom handle. (Keep in mind that they only see these cases because the object gets stuck.) The doctor at this hospital said that these self-inflicted "victims" are always male.
Never never use a glass coke bottle especially an empty one- something goes wrong and you won't do that again believe me..wait a sec am I posting out loud?:blink:...
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Will B

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Jan 5, 2006
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The doctor at this hospital said that these self-inflicted "victims" are always male.

that's because women don't have that pesky prostate gland that these weirdos are going after!
 
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