seacrestkristi
Beach Fanatic
It's nekkid but prelit.
Look how bright.
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the 'fatty' too. I can almost smell it. 
the 'fatty' too. I can almost smell it.
the 'fatty' too. I can almost smell it. Maybe this should be on the Pet Peeves thread, but here's another good one:
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d**kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-@$$, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh*t he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh*t. Where's the Tylenol?

Here's a quote.
"And when Santa squeezes his fat white a** down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse." -Clark Griswold
Love Clark Griswald!
in' your mother and baby 'tars. Was that a watercolor yesterday with the blue background? It went bye bye too quick for me to copy it to my pix. Will you attach it to a post for me pleeease if it's not too much of a PIA? Hey Tootsie, I'min' your mother and baby 'tars. Was that a watercolor yesterday with the blue background? It went bye bye too quick for me to copy it to my pix. Will you attach it to a post for me pleeease if it's not too much of a PIA?
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Tootsie your tree is my favorite type of Christmas tree. I can't wait to see it decorated. But it will have to wait, you MUST watch National Lampoons Christmas Vacation right away. You will love it.

Okay, here's the smaller one! File limits bah humbug!!
That's some awful big gold balls!