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Leader of the Banned

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Apr 23, 2013
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Ask not what your chicken can do for you??? :dunno:
 

ottomatik

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With great sorrow Easter has been canceled

(PS. WE need a HUMOR Forum)
 

ottomatik

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COMPUTERS and WOMENS LOGIC

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.



'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'



A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'



Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.



The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:



1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;



2 The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;



3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and



4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.



(THIS GETS BETTER!)



The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:



1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;



2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;



3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and



4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.



The women won
 

Bob

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Nov 16, 2004
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Let the Hillary threads begin!

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/24/u...s-pressed-for-control-of-uranium-company.html As the Russians gradually assumed control of Uranium One in three separate transactions from 2009 to 2013, Canadian records show, a flow of cash made its way to the Clinton Foundation. Uranium One’s chairman used his family foundation to make four donations totaling $2.35 million. Those contributions were not publicly disclosed by the Clintons, despite an agreement Mrs. Clinton had struck with the Obama White House to publicly identify all donors. Other people with ties to the company made donations as well.

And shortly after the Russians announced their intention to acquire a majority stake in Uranium One, Mr. Clinton received $500,000 for a Moscow speech from a Russian investment bank with links to the Kremlin that was promoting Uranium One stock.
 
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