Is there a Meth Lab in Your Neighborhood?

[Leader of the Banned]

Here's how to identify one:

http://downdirtyword.blogspot.com/2011/02/law-enforcement-officer-writes-how-to.html

 

[Lake View Too]

That one lab looked kinda "ruff"...
(I had to say it-it's mandatory)

 

[Leader of the Banned]

She still had all her teeth.

 

[Bob]

We've got a meth irish setter in the neighborhood....every time i walk by the house the dog starts freaking out like a Sears Die Hard is wired up to it's privates

 

[Leader of the Banned]

When my indoor cat sees a bird outside through the window, his teeth start chattering. I wonder if it's the meth.

 

[Lake View Too]

Did you break his heroin habit?

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Did you break his heroin habit?

Yeah, he quit chasing the dragon, but now he chases the lizard. That's another time the teeth go clack! clack! clack! clack! clack! I get that way when I see a pizza delivery vehicle.

 

[Lake View Too]

Have you tried turning the thermostat up?

 

[Bob]

Yeah, he quit chasing the dragon, but now he chases the lizard. That's another time the teeth go clack! clack! clack! clack! clack! I get that way when I see a pizza delivery vehicle.

is it the shrooms?