For Sale Late Model, Low Mileage Sliding Board

[Lighthorse]

A real cream puff. Only 177 actual slides. Grand kids got too old too fast.

Fits perfectly in your back yard.

But wait there's more!! Attach to your dock and have a water slide.

It's light. You haul. In Alligator Lake vicinity.

First $100 takes it.

 

[Jerry Lewis]

Is it also a slide whistle?

 

[Lighthorse]

I am not familiar with a slide whistle. Please explain.

 

[Lighthorse]

What you see is what you get.