Audie this is hilarious.
When I was four my mom and dad were selling our house, and the realtor came over with some potential buyers. Well apparently the man, who ended up buying the house, stood in front of the television while I was trying to watch it. I do not really remember this, but my mom and dad say that it went something like this...
Me: "Excuse me, what is your name?"
Buyer: "Mr. Green, what is your n--
Me: "Well, move out of the way your blocking the t.v., I can't see through muddy water."
My mom and dad said that they did not know whether to fall out laughing or beat my rear.
