It's not a problem until we see the following headline.
Couple arrested for allowing children to live in filth.
Santa Rosa Beach - An unnamed couple was arrested today after child welfare authorities raided the home. Among the dirty close, dishes, and pizza boxes the parents were found drooling, typing, and occasionally giggling in front of computers. Sheriff Ralph Johnson could not be reached for comment, but his latest lackey stated, "This sowal thing is a terrible scourge on our county. Everyday we get calls regarding overdoses of it."
The couple is being held in a padded cell in the Walton County Jail. Apparently the lack of internet and a computer are too much to handle. The couple were sedated, but upon waking began posting messages on the cell walls. An unknown code is currently being worked on by jail officials. If anyone knows the meaning of OMB's, Camel Toe, or pudding shots please contact officials immediately.
