New Bumper Stickers

[kathydwells]

A new round of bumper stickers are being issued in case you have any "friends" that need to replace a faded "Punt 'Bama Punt" or a freshly placed "Honk If You've Sacked Brodie" sticker off the back of their truck or John Deere tractor.

Here is the top 10:

1. Honk if you won 10 games this season.

2. Honk if you sat with four fingers up your butt for six weeks, while sporting your poop-eating grin, instead of making a game plan for your bowl game.

3. Honk if you embarrassed your conference by getting dominated by a slow Big Ten team with three losses.

4. Honk if your team didn't give up 400+ yards of offense in a game the entire season. Honk twice if you gave up 500+ to a middle of the pack slow Big Ten offense.


5. Honk if you won 10 games and finished in the top 10 with eight fewer scholarship players than everyone else, and without your #1 playmaker and #1 offensive lineman.

6. Honk if you view a 10 win season as meeting expectations, and you will not organize a parade, order rings to celebrate it or roll your own yard.

7. Honk if in your program's lowest point during its football playing history you still have managed to have two ten win seasons during the four year stretch.

8. Honk if you've been to 53 bowl games (NCAA record).

9. Honk if you've won 30 bowl games (also an NCAA record).

10. Honk if you've had 28 - 10-win seasons (yet another NCAA record).



Roll Tide Roll

 

[Miss Kitty]

ROLL TIDE!!!! DARLENE...is that the correct color of crimson?

 

[kathydwells]

ROLL TIDE!!!! DARLENE...is that the correct color of crimson?

You got it girlfriend!!!!! YEA! :clap_1:

 

[Kurt]

:roll:

 

[kathydwells]

:roll:

What? Your not impressed????

 

[whiteyfunn]

Yay! Congrats to Tyrone Prothro for winning Pontiac's Game Changing Perfomance of the Year where he caught the pass behind the defender's head. He earned the general scholarship fund $100,000. Overall amount earned this season for the fund: $150,000. Heres hoping for a fantastic season TyPro!

And, congrats to Alum Shaun Alexander for winning NFL's MVP award. It's the first time in 5 years it has gone to a running back.

Rollie Tidie in 2006.

 

[Kimmifunn]

 

[Kurt]

Congratulations on a great season, some big victories, and a bowl win.

Those sticker ideas are pretty lame though. Sounds a bit like sour grapes after losing once again to your rival.


But how do you think things will go next year with the team you have returning? Better? Worse? the same?

 

[kathydwells]

Yay! Congrats to Tyrone Prothro for winning Pontiac's Game Changing Perfomance of the Year where he caught the pass behind the defender's head. He earned the general scholarship fund $100,000. Overall amount earned this season for the fund: $150,000. Heres hoping for a fantastic season TyPro!

And, congrats to Alum Shaun Alexander for winning NFL's MVP award. It's the first time in 5 years it has gone to a running back.

Rollie Tidie in 2006.

Yep, great victories for all involved!

 

[Landlocked]