New soft drink!

[Will B]

Pfizer Announcement

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as
a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff
one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning
to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff
drink'.

:funn:

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should
be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely
no recollection of what to do with them.

 

[DD]

 

[beach blessings]

What is the world coming too...

My mother went to the dentist last week for a filling...the un-named dentist talked her into whitening her teeth, saying that they could discount it since she was having the other work done.

After they put her in the set-up to whiten her teeth..they left her...un-atttended. Moments later she noticed a tingling...by the time they got to her...her upper lip had been severly burned.

My mother...with a since of humor that once again saved her from going postal...turned as she picked up her purse and told them this...

This why I don't believe in plastic surgery...people like me would end up with their face in teh abck of their head...and their tits under their stomach. All I wanted to do was do soemthing nice and suprise my husband...now I don't even know if I have an upper lip to kiss him with when he gets home...

What is the world thinking...we can make a fix for eveything...even if it is so fake it's not real at all anymore.

And can you imagine happy hour now...it's already tough at times! Liquid viagra shots...yeah I can see it now!

 

[Will B]

And can you imagine happy hour now...it's already tough at times! Liquid viagra shots...yeah I can see it now!

Sounds like a potential drink for the spring soiree!

 

[sunspotbaby]

Grandma's got a set huh?

 

[Matt J]

Sounds like a potential drink for the spring soiree!

I think that turns it into the Spring Orgy.

 

[Matt J]

A woman goes to the plastic surgeon and asks for a cheap face lift. The surgeon explains a procedure by which a bolt is installed in the top of her skull and every time she sees wrinkles she can simple turn the bolt. The woman agrees and gets the procedure. Several months go by and she comes in unhappy. The surgeon asks what the problem is. The woman explains that she continues to turn the bolt, but the bags under her eyes won't go away. The surgeon tells the woman....
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those aren't bags, and if you keep turning the bolt you'll have a goatee.

 

[potatovixen]

swgb, that took me far too long to get that joke. Funny, though!

 

[drunkkenartist]

Pfizer Announcement

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as
a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff
one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning
to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff
drink'.

:funn:

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should
be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely
no recollection of what to do with them.

I'm a two fisted drinker! Bottoms up!

 

[Matt J]

I'm a two fisted drinker! Bottoms up!