New soft drink!

[drunkkenartist]

Where did you get that picture of us?

 

[Matt J]

Where did you get that picture of us?

Apparently you had to much bottomless champagne.

 

[Teresa]

Where did you get that picture of us?

fantastic pic. are you on the right?

 

[Matt J]

fantastic pic. are you on the right?

Yes, prior to the gastric bypass.

 

[NoHall]

Pfizer Announcement

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as
a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff
one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning
to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff
drink'.

:funn:

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should
be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely
no recollection of what to do with them.

I hear there is a team of elderly female scientists working 'round the clock to find the antidote to Viagra...

 

[Franny]

Pfizer Announcement

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as
a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff
one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning
to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff
drink'.

:funn:

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should
be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely
no recollection of what to do with them.

A woman goes to the plastic surgeon and asks for a cheap face lift. The surgeon explains a procedure by which a bolt is installed in the top of her skull and every time she sees wrinkles she can simple turn the bolt. The woman agrees and gets the procedure. Several months go by and she comes in unhappy. The surgeon asks what the problem is. The woman explains that she continues to turn the bolt, but the bags under her eyes won't go away. The surgeon tells the woman....
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those aren't bags, and if you keep turning the bolt you'll have a goatee.

Where did you get that picture of us?

Oh hale the boyz are on a roll!!!

 

[drunkkenartist]

Yes, prior to the gastric bypass.

I'm in the yellow shirt. SWGB is in the printed halter thingy.

 

[Matt J]

Oh hale the boyz are on a roll!!!

Yes we were, don't know where that came from.

I'm in the yellow shirt. SWGB is in the printed halter thingy.

Oh no honey, I'd much rather claim that yellow thing. Remember I'm much to young for halter tops.