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Nicole and Keith

Cap'nCrazy avatar
Cap'nCrazyBeach Lover
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Up front, let me establish the fact that I'm a macho guy, who is happily married to the same Gypsea since college. But at times, things go on in this Cap'nCrazy world that need to be questioned.

For example..... Why is Nicole Kidman constantly attracted to shorter men? Not that Keith Urban is complaining, but I fear the same end for him that was the fate of Mr. Cruse.

The second question that escapes me is what to get Nicole and Keith for Christmas? I know this same burning question has been stumping many of you for weeks, so I thought it might be fun to see if you can help me decide.

"On the first day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith......... A ghost's chance in yoooouuuu know where!!!!

On the second day on Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........(keep it going) :?:

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Smiling JOe avatar
Smiling JOeSoWal Expert
#2
Up front, let me establish the fact that I'm a macho guy, who is happily married to the same Gypsea since college. But at times, things go on in this Cap'nCrazy world that need to be questioned.

For example..... Why is Nicole Kidman constantly attracted to shorter men? Not that Keith Urban is complaining, but I fear the same end for him that was the fate of Mr. Cruse.

The second question that escapes me is what to get Nicole and Keith for Christmas? I know this same burning question has been stumping many of you for weeks, so I thought it might be fun to see if you can help me decide.

"On the first day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith......... A ghost's chance in yoooouuuu know where!!!!

On the second day on Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........(keep it going) :?:

CaptCrazy, you are going to fit into the Lounge just fine. ;-)
What year did you graduate the Academy?
lindatat avatar
lindatatquirty
#3
On the second day on Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........(keep it going) :?:

.....a pair of platform cowboy boots????

In Nicole's defense (and as a woman who is 5' 10") it's not a matter of being attracted to shorter men. Just seems like it usually works out that way - most of the tall men I know are with petite ladies.

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Cap'nCrazy avatar
Cap'nCrazyBeach LoverAuthor
#4
OK.

"Two platform cowboy boots, and a ghost's chance in yoooouuuu know where...

On the Third day of Christmas I gave Nicole and Keith, Three.........??????
Bdarg avatar
BdargBeach Fanatic
#5
Three calling cards from tall and eligible men

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Cap'nCrazy avatar
Cap'nCrazyBeach LoverAuthor
#6
CaptCrazy, you are going to fit into the Lounge just fine. ;-)
What year did you graduate the Academy?


Many moons ago, my friend. We were known as the "flower children of the Brigade" back in '75. Beat Army (we did)!!! Fly Navy!!!
Cap'nCrazy avatar
Cap'nCrazyBeach LoverAuthor
#7
Three calling cards from straight and eligible men


OK.

Three Calling Cards (from straight and eligible men), two Platform Cowboy Boots, and A Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where......

On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith..........???????
Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#8
OK.

Three Calling Cards (from straight and eligible men), two Platform Cowboy Boots, and A Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where......

On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith..........???????

Four shrimp on the barbee?
Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#9
On the fifth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith....

5 pics of Tom - to remind Nicole that moving on was a good thing!
Cap'nCrazy avatar
Cap'nCrazyBeach LoverAuthor
#10
Four shrimp on the barbee?


OK.

Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (from straight and eligible men), Two Platfrom Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuu Know Where.

On the Fifth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith.........????????
katie blue avatar
katie bluekt loo
#11
Five Open Flings!
Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#12
On the 6th day---

6 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts- they both look a little scrawny.
Cap'nCrazy avatar
Cap'nCrazyBeach LoverAuthor
#13
On the 6th day---

6 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts- they both look a little scrawny.

GOOD ONES!!!!


OK.

Six Dozen Krispy Kremes (they're scrawny), FIVE OPEN FLINGS (or FIVE PICS OF TOM), Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (from Tall and Eligible men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where.

On the Seventh day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith.......????????

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katie blue avatar
katie bluekt loo
#14
oops didnt see your "5", jdarg, sorry!
Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#15
oops didnt see your "5", jdarg, sorry!


That's OK- Keith and Nicole need all the help they can get!
peapod1980 avatar
peapod1980percy
#16
GOOD ONES!!!!


OK.

Six Dozen Krispy Kremes (they're scrawny), FIVE OPEN FLINGS (or FIVE PICS OF TOM), Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (from Tall and Eligible men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where.

On the Seventh day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith.......????????
7 dingoes howling...
Cap'nCrazy avatar
Cap'nCrazyBeach LoverAuthor
#17
oops didnt see your "5", jdarg, sorry!


OK.

We're going with "Seven Pics of Tom, Six Dozen Krispy Kremes, FIVE OPEN FLINGS, Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (of Tall and Eligible Men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yooooouuuuu Know Where.

On the Eighth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........????????
Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#18
8 Magic 8 balls- they can wake up every morning and ask the balls "Should we be a couple another day?", or "Will Keith ever get taller"??
peapod1980 avatar
peapod1980percy
#19
OK.

We're going with "Seven Pics of Tom, Six Dozen Krispy Kremes, FIVE OPEN FLINGS, Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (of Tall and Eligible Men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yooooouuuuu Know Where.

On the Eighth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........????????
Either my dingoes got dissed, or I'm counting in the wrong direction... :doh:
Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#20
Either my dingoes got dissed, or I'm counting in the wrong direction... :doh:
We are all posting at the same time- so Cap'n Crazy is Cap'n of this game and organizing the answers!?!

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