McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Upcoming Amazing Stunts by Magician David Blaine. Things You Don't
Expect to Find on a
McDonald's Reader-
Board Menu.
BY JONATHAN SHIPLEY
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Poached salmon fillet with thyme
Seared scallops on shrimp and truffle risotto
Lamb and orzo-stuffed peppers
You're fat. Stop eating our crap. It's crap.
Pumpkin soup with red pepper mousse
Lemon-sage Cornish game hens with tomato-porcini sauce
Hazelnut gelato profiteroles with warm Kahl?a sauce
Cucumber-mint raita
Seriously, fatso. Step away from the counter.
Philippine-style chicken adobo
Whopper with cheese
Lemon tabouli with tender romaine
Dilled gravlax with mustard sauce
Saut?ed mushrooms with melted Stilton
Fat ass. Leave. Now. Save yourself!
Expect to Find on a
McDonald's Reader-
Board Menu.
BY JONATHAN SHIPLEY
- - - -
Poached salmon fillet with thyme
Seared scallops on shrimp and truffle risotto
Lamb and orzo-stuffed peppers
You're fat. Stop eating our crap. It's crap.
Pumpkin soup with red pepper mousse
Lemon-sage Cornish game hens with tomato-porcini sauce
Hazelnut gelato profiteroles with warm Kahl?a sauce
Cucumber-mint raita
Seriously, fatso. Step away from the counter.
Philippine-style chicken adobo
Whopper with cheese
Lemon tabouli with tender romaine
Dilled gravlax with mustard sauce
Saut?ed mushrooms with melted Stilton
Fat ass. Leave. Now. Save yourself!
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