Not so innocent fun

Audie, Audie, Audie, you've taken all Waffle House waitresses, strippers, and out-of-work escorts. What's a guy to do?

Hey Hop, what's that big yellow bus compensating for?

Audie, Audie, Audie, you've taken all Waffle House waitresses, strippers, and out-of-work escorts. What's a guy to do?

i have no clue what you are trying to say here......

I don't think there is enough money in the world to get ol' Doc the Hottie a date.

this what you're trying to convey?

this what you're trying to convey?

yes thank you. I have been sitting here trying to figure out where I messed up. Do you think this could be our new Doc?

How do you know this my dear?

Makes sense, it's a perfect job to meet women.

trolling for dates on a community message board seems kind of low. it would have been just as easy and less caustic to just introduce one's self, explain they are moving down here and hop into the pool. meeting everyone would have been a lot easier. and the handle of 'doc' would not be being shunned. i'm sure he'll be welcomed up in red bay though. just another troll looking for responses.

Hey Hop, what's that big yellow bus compensating for?

my really small ombs...don't let the door hit you...

my really small ombs...don't let the door hit you...

wasn't somebody working on getting you some bigger OMBs?

What does that have to do with Peeps?!

Wrong DOC I was warning our "new" poster.

Why do you think I wear "rabbit ears"?

Interesting. I had read that sex with the male doctor was treatment for something, but I couldn't remember what.

Remind me not to have my prostate exam from SJ's doctor.

Doctors used to treat a lot of women for hysteria "manually". They invented the vibrator as a labor saving device!

Doctors used to treat a lot of women for hysteria "manually". They invented the vibrator as a labor saving device!

:funn:
So many things to say here. I'm afraid if I type what I'm thinking I'll get banned.

Doctors used to treat a lot of women for hysteria "manually". They invented the vibrator as a labor saving device!

Vibrators are indeed a "labor saving" device (ever heard of getting pregnant by a vibrator?).

Doctors used to treat a lot of women for hysteria "manually". They invented the vibrator as a labor saving device!

Been watching HBO?

Been watching HBO?

Nope, History Channel!

Good morning to everyone! You've been the subjects of an experiment! Unfortunately, the same general groups exist in SoWal as every where else. The morality police and the people that routinely take a couple of suggestive lines and extrapolate to the worst possible scenario are very dangerous. Ask yourself, what makes you think that I am a man? See, you were stereotyping men and yet you were the first to condemn me! Right? Where in any of my replies or thread did I offer money (or any compensation) for anything -- much less sex. Trained people (i. e. vice squads) recognize this instead of just running off at the mouth on a message board. You may live at the beach but you're no different really. Lighten up! Think before you speak!

Good morning to everyone! You've been the subjects of an experiment! Unfortunately, the same general groups exist in SoWal as every where else. The morality police and the people that routinely take a couple of suggestive lines and extrapolate to the worst possible scenario are very dangerous. Ask yourself, what makes you think that I am a man? See, you were stereotyping men and yet you were the first to condemn me! Right? Where in any of my replies or thread did I offer money (or any compensation) for anything -- much less sex. Trained people (i. e. vice squads) recognize this instead of just running off at the mouth on a message board. You may live at the beach but you're no different really. Lighten up! Think before you speak!

:roll:

Nice tar though. :funn:

Good morning to everyone! You've been the subjects of an experiment! Unfortunately, the same general groups exist in SoWal as every where else. The morality police and the people that routinely take a couple of suggestive lines and extrapolate to the worst possible scenario are very dangerous. Ask yourself, what makes you think that I am a man? See, you were stereotyping men and yet you were the first to condemn me! Right? Where in any of my replies or thread did I offer money (or any compensation) for anything -- much less sex. Trained people (i. e. vice squads) recognize this instead of just running off at the mouth on a message board. You may live at the beach but you're no different really. Lighten up! Think before you speak!

What type Doctor am I? The rich, single, and very generous type.

Moving to Destin with too much money and time on my hands. Need a local young lady to help me spend both!

That's Dr. Pimp Daddy to you Gypsea

How young? legal drinking age and Vegas gambling age

Vegas gambling age so that you won't get thrown into jail?

Will Dikki get Freakki?

You are right. You never suggested anything about offering money or being sexual. It was all in our minds. :roll:

...for the love of God make it stop.

You are in the lounge. Your options: be kind, or funn, or stay away please if you don't like us. We don't really need anyone coming here trying to annoy us, most of us already have kids.

Scooterbug, why are you so angry and defensive? Does any of this strike a personal chord in your life. Don't be so judgmental- this doesn't affect you. Seek help if necessary- I'll refer you-remember I'm a Doc.

Alley cat-get back in you sandbox if you're going to spread crap.

Audie, Audie, Audie, you've taken all Waffle House waitresses, strippers, and out-of-work escorts. What's a guy to do?

Hey Hop, what's that big yellow bus compensating for?

Good morning to everyone! You've been the subjects of an experiment! Unfortunately, the same general groups exist in SoWal as every where else. The morality police and the people that routinely take a couple of suggestive lines and extrapolate to the worst possible scenario are very dangerous. Ask yourself, what makes you think that I am a man? See, you were stereotyping men and yet you were the first to condemn me! Right? Where in any of my replies or thread did I offer money (or any compensation) for anything -- much less sex. Trained people (i. e. vice squads) recognize this instead of just running off at the mouth on a message board. You may live at the beach but you're no different really. Lighten up! Think before you speak!

the stuff that professional reseach is made of...

tool.

I hope that means he is gone!:leaving: