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Matt J

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May 9, 2007
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1.) What does a cow have four of that a woman only has two of?

2.) What does a dog do that a man steps into?

3.) What starts with a C and ends with a T and is hairy, oval, and delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

4.) What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

5.) What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?

Who am I?

6.) You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

7.) A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

8.) I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

9.) I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

10.) What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?

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1.) Cow
2.) Pants
3.) Coconut
4.) Bubble gum
5.) Shake hands
6.) Tent
7.) Wedding ring
8.) Nose
9.) Arrow
10.) Firetruck
 
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