After further analysis from the crack SWFD HazMat team, it is the overwhelming consensus that the featured fecal matter wasn't of canine variety but that of a recent Turdist....precise analysis concludes from Alabama...
aannnddd... I'm ashamed to admit that the title of this thread reeled me in hook, line, and sinker!
EGAD! THAT's a piece of dooky self-awareness I could've happily foregone.
true. I guess its a top "issue" right now. Dogs on the beach and their poop. PLEASE. People on the beach do so much worse than any animal ever could. But, no animal ever would.