Thanks Catherine. I was giving a non-paid column in the Walton Sun that was all set to start running yesterday called "Beneath The Surface," but they emailed me this morning after a month's worth of pre-submissions that they misjudged their space and wouldn't be able to carry it - I suppose with five pages of religious commentary, the paper's pretty full (Though this column about a plastic Baby Jesus would have complemented the large religious section nicely.)
I even agreed in writing to cut out all expletives with the exception of damn, hell and whore when used in purely biblical references.
I'll stick with the undercurrent, sowal.com and the ocassional regional mag as an outlet for my psychosis.