Random Confessions

[ChillPill]

Miss Kitty I nearly recommended going back to read the 'Progression' of this thread to understand how it un_olded, until I realized the word "Progress" is in NO WAY related to our posts here! But I digress (as usual).

I CANNOT BELIEVE I GOOGLED THIS. But I'm even more amazed it exists. If you need a good laugh today go here. Fart Thesaurus :funn::funn:We may need to set up a poll for favorites! Hey wait, we may be progressing after all!

I need to go reapply my mascara now.

 

[Matt J]

Miss Kitty I nearly recommended going back to read the 'Progression' of this thread to understand how it un_olded, until I realized the word "Progress" is in NO WAY related to our posts here! But I digress (as usual).

I CANNOT BELIEVE I GOOGLED THIS. But I'm even more amazed it exists. If you need a good laugh today go here. Fart Thesaurus :funn::funn:We may need to set up a poll for favorites! Hey wait, we may be progressing after all!

I need to go reapply my mascara now.

[SIZE=+1]the leather cheerio bark

[/SIZE]I almost sharted![SIZE=+1]
[/SIZE]

 

[Lynnie]

I don't like the f a r t without a y either. It's really a fluff or a toot or a poot. But, somehow it's gotten some attention in the arty thread. So, no fishing tonight; let's arty instead. I have great tequilla we can sip or LVT can shoot. Who's got a new swiffa?

And, do we have to review the thesaurus before the arty?

 

[ChillPill]

[SIZE=+1]the leather cheerio bark

[/SIZE]I almost sharted![SIZE=+1]
[/SIZE]

Is that in the NOUN or the VERB column? :funn: I cant get past the B's without fogging up my contact lenses (with tears from my eyes, people!) Picture a group of people sitting around discussing which column is more grammatically correct to place it in

 

[ChillPill]

I don't like the f a r t without a y either. It's really a fluff or a toot or a poot. But, somehow it's gotten some attention in the arty thread. So, no fishing tonight; let's arty instead. I have great tequilla we can sip or LVT can shoot. Who's got a new swiffa?

And, do we have to review the thesaurus before the arty?

For your homework it is mandatory to open the thesaurus and take a poot inside. I mean peek! Oh man I normally dont drink on school nights but...

 

[aggieb]

wonder if d the i's going on another date tonight? if not, maybe he'll tell us about the one last night.:clap_1:

 

[Lynnie]

wonder if d the i's going on another date tonight? maybe he'll tell us about the one last night.:clap_1:

Maybe it's Confession Night for D the I!

Someone has to confess something tonight! :shock:

 

[Lake View Too]

[SIZE=+1]the leather cheerio bark[/SIZE]

I almost sharted!

...because of the "brief jerky" scare, I was picturing bark as a noun, this whole phrase as an ensemble, and I was looking desperately for my shot glass...

 

[Lynnie]

...because of the "brief jerky" scare, I was picturing bark as a noun, this whole phrase as an ensemble, and I was looking desperately for my shot glass...

Maybe you should confess something tonight~~~~~~~~

 

[ChillPill]

wonder if d the i's going on another date tonight? if not, maybe he'll tell us about the one last night.:clap_1:

I havent seen him here, maybe he is still on his date?! Truly hard to believe anyone would choose a date over THIS thread.