Ever since I saw the "friendly" creature at the bottom of the stairs near my car, I carry my Swiffer Sweeper with me when I leave the house. Purse, briefcase, beachbag, Swiffer Sweeper.
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693Beach FanaticAuthor
Man it has been too long since we've had a rip-roaring confessions party hasnt it?! I'm so tuckered out now I cant think, never mind sort out and mindfully edit the plethora of confessions I have to slap down here.
Sounds like we've got a hippie type and tattoo boy to 'Break In', oh boy!!
Sounds like we've got a hippie type and tattoo boy to 'Break In', oh boy!!
SoWal Insider
Um - I have a true confession. I totally felt up my GF fake titties. I asked first and she graciously accepted. That's it. I am glad I don't have fake titties.
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Um - I have a true confession. I totally felt up my GF fake titties. I asked first and she graciously accepted. That's it. I am glad I don't have fake titties.
oh cod oh cod oh cod.
nice of you to ask first. :funn:Beach FanaticAuthor
Um - I have a true confession. I totally felt up my GF fake titties. I asked first and she graciously accepted. That's it. I am glad I don't have fake titties.
1st prize, Lynnie! I do believe this is the best confession yet!!
I had a friend who had them and it felt like two bowling balls on her chest when we hug-greeted. Turns out her personality was just as hard as her boobies and I had to dump her. Surgery cant fix everything.
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1st prize, Lynnie! I do believe this is the best confession yet!!
I had a friend who had them and it felt like two bowling balls on her chest when we hug-greeted. Turns out her personality was just as hard as her boobies and I had to dump her. Surgery cant fix everything.
That was awesome Lynnie!!
You definitely win this round of confessions unless Chill has been keeping her deepest and darkest secret as a trump card! ;-) SoWal Insider
These were squishy! I jumped back a little and said, "I feel them moving around - like a water balloon!"
We literally rolled and laughed and don't get any visuals of us rolling around together.

So, myself and ALL of my friends are crazy, but not mean-spirited.....those ones get gently kicked to curb in due time, like yours, Chill Pill. However, this girl is darling and Y'all would love her in the tent. Funn, funn, funn and her clothes hang so nicely on her small frame. I affectionately call her Skinny White Chic!
:funn:
We literally rolled and laughed and don't get any visuals of us rolling around together.

So, myself and ALL of my friends are crazy, but not mean-spirited.....those ones get gently kicked to curb in due time, like yours, Chill Pill. However, this girl is darling and Y'all would love her in the tent. Funn, funn, funn and her clothes hang so nicely on her small frame. I affectionately call her Skinny White Chic!
:funn:
SoWal Expert
1st prize, Lynnie! I do believe this is the best confession yet!!
I had a friend who had them and it felt like two bowling balls on her chest when we hug-greeted. Turns out her personality was just as hard as her boobies and I had to dump her. Surgery cant fix everything.
CP, no truer words were ever spoken!!!margarita brocolia
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"Like two bowling balls" or "Squishy" -
:funn:...a little somethin' for everyone out there I guess!
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"Like two bowling balls" or "Squishy" -
:funn:...a little somethin' for everyone out there I guess!.
beats on hood
I know someone who had the squishy ones. One of them burst one day when she was running.
I think she replaced them both with bowling balls. Haven't felt her off, though, so I'm not sure.

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We're really liking this discussion, ladies... but here's hoping some of those thingys you're talking about come out "firm", rather than squishy or bowling balls... it's something we can all hope for, right? 



SoWal Insider
Firm/soft, like real ones, right?
Talk about a topic to lure more into the tent!
On a related note: my cousin had a double mastectomy and had a tram (not sure if this is the technical term or not), but it was basically removing her little bit of excess fat from other areas (mainly her abdomen) and using that to rebuild her boobies. She got a tune-up and looks fabu! I haven't felt her up, but she loves showing 'em off!
Talk about a topic to lure more into the tent!

On a related note: my cousin had a double mastectomy and had a tram (not sure if this is the technical term or not), but it was basically removing her little bit of excess fat from other areas (mainly her abdomen) and using that to rebuild her boobies. She got a tune-up and looks fabu! I haven't felt her up, but she loves showing 'em off!
SoWal Insider
Co-ed summer camp "feeling up" party in the main tent!! Whoopee!!



SoWal Insider
Co-ed summer camp "feeling up" party in the main tent!! Whoopee!!
LVT - it wasn't co-Ed
And, now I can't believe I even told Y'all that. Must've been some truth serum. 
Anyway, I finally decided to go out with the Hippie Type. Gonna see some turquoise this week! I'm kinda' excited, which is a nice feeling~~~~~wahoo~~~~~;-)
SoWal Expert
LVT - it wasn't co-EdAnd, now I can't believe I even told Y'all that. Must've been some truth serum.
Anyway, I finally decided to go out with the Hippie Type. Gonna see some turquoise this week! I'm kinda' excited, which is a nice feeling~~~~~wahoo~~~~~;-)
I luv me some turquoise. SoWal Insider
I luv me some turquoise.
Tomorrow, DD~~
No more truth serum for me! But, I am secretly excited about seeing his turquoise!

Beach Fanatic
Tomorrow, DD~~
No more truth serum for me! But, I am secretly excited about seeing his turquoise!
So is this the guy your seducing for his black turquoise Lynnie?!

SoWal Insider
So is this the guy your seducing for his black turquoise Lynnie?!
Sounds funny. His doesn't look like that. I've seen one of his and he doesn't shape and polish them. Raw is mo bettah. He could email me, but he doesn't know how to email. I digg that for some reason.....

SWGB
I know someone who had the squishy ones. One of them burst one day when she was running.I think she replaced them both with bowling balls. Haven't felt her off, though, so I'm not sure.
I believe the term is "felt up", that other one implies to much the former.
My confession. I haven't been on sowal because I'm working and enjoying the lack o' tourists.

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So you don't deny that you are seducing him for his black turquoise then? lol :funn:
Seriously though, you seem to really be falling for him Lynnie...I am glad you are digging him!
Seriously though, you seem to really be falling for him Lynnie...I am glad you are digging him!
Beach Fanatic
So you don't deny that you are seducing him for his black turquoise then? lol :funn:oh lynnie please be careful. i'm happy for you.
Seriously though, you seem to really be falling for him Lynnie...I am glad you are digging him!
SoWal Insider
So you don't deny that you are seducing him for his black turquoise then? lol :funn:
Seriously though, you seem to really be falling for him Lynnie...I am glad you are digging him!
Not sure, DTI; but will report whether or not am ready for him to be in the tent with us. You know, we have to all keep our personal spaces.
How about you with the special evening a few weeks ago? ;-)
SWGB
ChillPill I'll confess that you did a great job on one of your first threads, this is almost up to 6 pages. 



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oh lynnie please be careful. i'm happy for you.
Y'all are crwacking me up......worse than family. We haven't even gone out yet and his first request, I turned down.
Y'all are gonna have to be in the tent tomorrow evening for the report. Beach Fanatic
Y'all are crwacking me up......worse than family. We haven't even gone out yet and his first request, I turned down.deal.Y'all are gonna have to be in the tent tomorrow evening for the report.
With libation.
Beach Fanatic
How about you with the special evening a few weeks ago? ;-)
Well, we starting dating again....but I have come to the conclusion that there is not enough chemistry to keep things going. I need a certain sparkle of magic that isn't there anymore. I need a woman who can cast a spell on me... ;-)
Edit:Woot, six pages now!
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