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ChillPill avatar
Beach Fanatic
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Ever since I saw the "friendly" creature at the bottom of the stairs near my car, I carry my Swiffer Sweeper with me when I leave the house. Purse, briefcase, beachbag, Swiffer Sweeper.

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ChillPill avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#102
OMG we seriously hit a PAGE TWO on this thread? :funn:
Lake View Too avatar
SoWal Insider
#103
Methinks she went the bathroom. Lynnie's usually more truthful than common sense would warrant.
aggieb avatar
Beach Fanatic
#104
wth is lynnie? get back here chica.
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#105
Perhaps other's on this board saw that Lynnie was about to talk about THAT fateful night and ran over to her house and took an axe to her cable line!:eek:
ChillPill avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#106
She may have gone on a liquor run to handle this talk! Lynnie come back and confess your sins!
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Beach FanaticAuthor
#107
Perhaps other's on this board saw that Lynnie was about to talk about THAT fateful night and ran over to her house and took an axe to her cable line!:eek:

No need for axes around here. T'aint nothin a Swiffer cant handle pffffttt.;-)
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#108
No need for axes around here. T'aint nothin a Swiffer cant handle pffffttt.;-)

Well, yeah we can sic you and your Swiffer on anyone who interferes with Lynnies unveiling her deep, dark and probably erotic secret! :shock:
Lynnie avatar
SoWal Insider
#109
Well, there's this~~~~~~~~~

And, I am wondering~~~~~~~~~~

Y'all fill in the blanks!
ChillPill avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#110
I know ooooooh this could be some juicy gossip. :floor:
Lake View Too avatar
SoWal Insider
#111
You don't think Lynnie has a "thing" for the Swiffer, do ya?:blush:
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#112
Well, there's this~~~~~~~~~

And, I am wondering~~~~~~~~~~

Y'all fill in the blanks!

Okay Chill, use your Swiffer and get the real story from her! lol ;-)
ChillPill avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#113
Well, there's this~~~~~~~~~

And, I am wondering~~~~~~~~~~

Y'all fill in the blanks!


OK, since we have your permission!..............
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SoWal Insider
#114
Methinks she went the bathroom. Lynnie's usually more truthful than common sense would warrant.

:lol: Do I spill too much beans? Caution to the wind? Oooh, I didn't mean that!
ChillPill avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#115
Holy crap I'm laughing so hard i'm crying
aggieb avatar
Beach Fanatic
#116
Holy crap I'm laughing so hard i'm crying
:rofl: i swear i haven't laughed so hard the past two nights in all my life.
Lake View Too avatar
SoWal Insider
#117
Does Swiffer&Farty make a wet/dry vac to clean up this mess? I can't believe we went past 100 posts !!Goodnight ya'll.
ChillPill avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#118
:rofl: i swear i haven't _______ so hard the past two nights in all my life.

I edited your post to fit more appropriately on this thread.:funn:
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#119
I edited your post to fit more appropriately on this thread.:funn:

OMG! lmao!!! :rofl::clap:
ChillPill avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#120
Does Swiffer&Farty make a wet/dry vac to clean up this mess? I can't believe we went past 100 posts !!Goodnight ya'll.

Nope just a wicked good Leaf Blower.
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#121
Does Swiffer&Farty make a wet/dry vac to clean up this mess? I can't believe we went past 100 posts !!Goodnight ya'll.

Nite! :wave:
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#122
I think its bedtime for me as well! Thank you for another fine evening at your party ChillPill! :lolabove: :wave:
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SoWal Insider
#123
Wait, All Y'all are going to sleep? I still want to play, although I am beat!
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Beach FanaticAuthor
#124
I guess its like Seinfeld, where you leave while you're on top? Oh man seriously my sides hurt from laughing, my eyes are puffy from crying, you guys are funny! HEY....Maybe, just maybe.... my Swiffer Thick, Wet Mopping Cloths would reduce this swelling? :blink:
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SoWal Insider
#125
I confess that I'm usually not on at 10: 00. If we're going to partay, let's go, the ole' man is passed out watching "lion king"


:biggrin:
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SoWal Insider
#126
I confess that I'm usually not on at 10: 00. If we're going to partay, let's go, the ole' man is passed out watching "lion king"


:biggrin:

Unortunately, these parties start fast and furious and end abruptly after about one hour.

Like a 2 to 2 party. You know? :biggrin:

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