Ever since I saw the "friendly" creature at the bottom of the stairs near my car, I carry my Swiffer Sweeper with me when I leave the house. Purse, briefcase, beachbag, Swiffer Sweeper.
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693Beach FanaticAuthor
OMG we seriously hit a PAGE TWO on this thread? :funn:
SoWal Insider
Methinks she went the bathroom. Lynnie's usually more truthful than common sense would warrant.
Beach Fanatic
wth is lynnie? get back here chica.
Beach Fanatic
Perhaps other's on this board saw that Lynnie was about to talk about THAT fateful night and ran over to her house and took an axe to her cable line!
Beach FanaticAuthor
She may have gone on a liquor run to handle this talk! Lynnie come back and confess your sins!
Beach FanaticAuthor
Perhaps other's on this board saw that Lynnie was about to talk about THAT fateful night and ran over to her house and took an axe to her cable line!
No need for axes around here. T'aint nothin a Swiffer cant handle pffffttt.;-)
Beach Fanatic
No need for axes around here. T'aint nothin a Swiffer cant handle pffffttt.;-)
Well, yeah we can sic you and your Swiffer on anyone who interferes with Lynnies unveiling her deep, dark and probably erotic secret! :shock:
SoWal Insider
Well, there's this~~~~~~~~~
And, I am wondering~~~~~~~~~~
Y'all fill in the blanks!
And, I am wondering~~~~~~~~~~
Y'all fill in the blanks!
Beach FanaticAuthor
I know ooooooh this could be some juicy gossip. 

SoWal Insider
You don't think Lynnie has a "thing" for the Swiffer, do ya?

Beach Fanatic
Well, there's this~~~~~~~~~
And, I am wondering~~~~~~~~~~
Y'all fill in the blanks!
Okay Chill, use your Swiffer and get the real story from her! lol ;-)
Beach FanaticAuthor
Well, there's this~~~~~~~~~
And, I am wondering~~~~~~~~~~
Y'all fill in the blanks!
OK, since we have your permission!..............
SoWal Insider
Methinks she went the bathroom. Lynnie's usually more truthful than common sense would warrant.
Do I spill too much beans? Caution to the wind? Oooh, I didn't mean that!Beach FanaticAuthor
Holy crap I'm laughing so hard i'm crying
Beach Fanatic
Holy crap I'm laughing so hard i'm crying:rofl: i swear i haven't laughed so hard the past two nights in all my life.
SoWal Insider
Does Swiffer&Farty make a wet/dry vac to clean up this mess? I can't believe we went past 100 posts !!Goodnight ya'll.
Beach FanaticAuthor
:rofl: i swear i haven't _______ so hard the past two nights in all my life.
I edited your post to fit more appropriately on this thread.:funn:
Beach Fanatic
I edited your post to fit more appropriately on this thread.:funn:
OMG! lmao!!! :rofl:

Beach FanaticAuthor
Does Swiffer&Farty make a wet/dry vac to clean up this mess? I can't believe we went past 100 posts !!Goodnight ya'll.
Nope just a wicked good Leaf Blower.
Beach Fanatic
Does Swiffer&Farty make a wet/dry vac to clean up this mess? I can't believe we went past 100 posts !!Goodnight ya'll.
Nite!

Beach Fanatic
I think its bedtime for me as well! Thank you for another fine evening at your party ChillPill!


SoWal Insider
Wait, All Y'all are going to sleep? I still want to play, although I am beat!
Beach FanaticAuthor
I guess its like Seinfeld, where you leave while you're on top? Oh man seriously my sides hurt from laughing, my eyes are puffy from crying, you guys are funny! HEY....Maybe, just maybe.... my Swiffer Thick, Wet Mopping Cloths would reduce this swelling? 

SoWal Insider
I confess that I'm usually not on at 10: 00. If we're going to partay, let's go, the ole' man is passed out watching "lion king"

SoWal Insider
I confess that I'm usually not on at 10: 00. If we're going to partay, let's go, the ole' man is passed out watching "lion king"
Unortunately, these parties start fast and furious and end abruptly after about one hour.
Like a 2 to 2 party. You know?
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