Ever since I saw the "friendly" creature at the bottom of the stairs near my car, I carry my Swiffer Sweeper with me when I leave the house. Purse, briefcase, beachbag, Swiffer Sweeper.
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693Beach Fanatic
I confess that I'm usually not on at 10: 00. If we're going to partay, let's go, the ole' man is passed out watching "lion king"right on. bring it ssb!

SWGB
Well sorry I missed all the funn. So we've added quite a bit to the sowal vocabulary.
Swifferandfarty - an old maid from Sweden.
Swifferandfarty - an old maid from Sweden.
Beach FanaticAuthor
Well sorry I missed all the funn. So we've added quite a bit to the sowal vocabulary.
Swifferandfarty - an old maid from Sweden.
You didnt miss out on the fun, we talked about you several times and had fun on your butthalf I mean behalf

SoWal Insider
right on. bring it ssb!
SoWal is REALLY slow tonight, ya'll post fast. what usually happens here past 10?? do I want to know?

Beach FanaticAuthor
SoWal is REALLY slow tonight, ya'll post fast. what usually happens here past 10?? do I want to know?
Apparently we burn bright and fast for about 1 hour or so, then its **chirp chirp* deafening silent ones. I mean silence.
I'm stone cold sober and afraid to read what I posted. Come here 8:30 if you can, who knows where it'll GO! ;-) I love reading your posts, you're the bomb!
SWGB
Miss Kitty comes in for the late shift around 1 or 2 in the morning, otherwise it's pretty quite.
SoWal Insider
Well sorry I missed all the funn. So we've added quite a bit to the sowal vocabulary.
Swifferandfarty - an old maid from Sweden.
:funn:
Beach FanaticAuthor
Will try to make it to the _arty tonight, get some confessions ready! It looks like I got a darned trojan to get rid of, pretty sure it came from Facebook. Grrr. Need to reboot this thing.
I'll be Tardy to the Party!
I'll be Tardy to the Party!
SoWal Insider
Will try to make it to the _arty tonight, get some confessions ready! It looks like I got a darned trojan to get rid of, pretty sure it came from Facebook. Grrr. Need to reboot this thing.
I'll be Tardy to the Party!
still rebooting??
where is everyone?SoWal Insider
I'm here. And, I must say those trojan from the facebook are a pain in the booty. I got one and just shut everything down immediately!
I hope all is well. Anyone else up for an arty?
Cheers~~~~~~
I hope all is well. Anyone else up for an arty?
Cheers~~~~~~
SWGB
Is everyone artied out?
Meow
Is everyone artied out?
...y'all left the "p" out! The F(art) word is also not a favorite. Man, I do have a list jsut like Carlin's! SWGB
...y'all left the "p" out! The F(art) word is also not a favorite. Man, I do have a list jsut like Carlin's!
Someday, I might publish my list. (or send it to my biatch, swgb, and let him publish it)
*groans* and gets started putting type in blocks.
SoWal Insider
...y'all left the "p" out! The F(art) word is also not a favorite. Man, I do have a list jsut like Carlin's!
Someday, I might publish my list. (or send it to my biatch, swgb, and let him publish it)
Miss K: I really don't like the F word that has an A and has an R and has a T, either.( Although I love that other one.) But somehow when you add a Y to it, it's pretty darn funny. It's tough to jump into juvenile humor without a paddle (or a Swiffer) and not cause waves. But the Tequila smooths it all out (virtually, of course).
Beach FanaticAuthor
Miss Kitty I nearly recommended going back to read the 'Progression' of this thread to understand how it un_olded, until I realized the word "Progress" is in NO WAY related to our posts here!
But I digress (as usual).
I CANNOT BELIEVE I GOOGLED THIS. But I'm even more amazed it exists. If you need a good laugh today go here. Fart Thesaurus :funn::funn:We may need to set up a poll for favorites! Hey wait, we may be progressing after all!
I need to go reapply my mascara now.
But I digress (as usual).I CANNOT BELIEVE I GOOGLED THIS. But I'm even more amazed it exists. If you need a good laugh today go here. Fart Thesaurus :funn::funn:We may need to set up a poll for favorites! Hey wait, we may be progressing after all!
I need to go reapply my mascara now.
SWGB
Miss Kitty I nearly recommended going back to read the 'Progression' of this thread to understand how it un_olded, until I realized the word "Progress" is in NO WAY related to our posts here!But I digress (as usual).
I CANNOT BELIEVE I GOOGLED THIS. But I'm even more amazed it exists. If you need a good laugh today go here. Fart Thesaurus :funn::funn:We may need to set up a poll for favorites! Hey wait, we may be progressing after all!
I need to go reapply my mascara now.
[SIZE=+1]the leather cheerio bark
[/SIZE]I almost sharted![SIZE=+1]
[/SIZE]
SoWal Insider
I don't like the f a r t without a y either. It's really a fluff or a toot or a poot. But, somehow it's gotten some attention in the arty thread. So, no fishing tonight; let's arty instead. I have great tequilla we can sip or LVT can shoot. Who's got a new swiffa?
And, do we have to review the thesaurus before the arty?
And, do we have to review the thesaurus before the arty?

Beach FanaticAuthor
[SIZE=+1]the leather cheerio bark
[/SIZE]I almost sharted![SIZE=+1]
[/SIZE]
Is that in the NOUN or the VERB column? :funn: I cant get past the B's without fogging up my contact lenses (with tears from my eyes, people!) Picture a group of people sitting around discussing which column is more grammatically correct to place it in

Beach FanaticAuthor
I don't like the f a r t without a y either. It's really a fluff or a toot or a poot. But, somehow it's gotten some attention in the arty thread. So, no fishing tonight; let's arty instead. I have great tequilla we can sip or LVT can shoot. Who's got a new swiffa?
And, do we have to review the thesaurus before the arty?
For your homework it is mandatory to open the thesaurus and take a poot inside. I mean peek!
Beach Fanatic
wonder if d the i's going on another date tonight? if not, maybe he'll tell us about the one last night.:clap_1:
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SoWal Insider
wonder if d the i's going on another date tonight? maybe he'll tell us about the one last night.:clap_1:
Maybe it's Confession Night for D the I!
Someone has to confess something tonight! :shock:
SoWal Insider
[SIZE=+1]the leather cheerio bark[/SIZE]
I almost sharted!
...because of the "brief jerky" scare, I was picturing bark as a noun, this whole phrase as an ensemble, and I was looking desperately for my shot glass...
SoWal Insider
...because of the "brief jerky" scare, I was picturing bark as a noun, this whole phrase as an ensemble, and I was looking desperately for my shot glass...
Maybe you should confess something tonight~~~~~~~~

Beach FanaticAuthor
wonder if d the i's going on another date tonight? if not, maybe he'll tell us about the one last night.:clap_1:
I havent seen him here, maybe he is still on his date?!

Beach FanaticAuthor
...because of the "brief jerky" scare, I was picturing bark as a noun, this whole phrase as an ensemble, and I was looking desperately for my shot glass...
I think this needs to be posted in the Brief Jerky thread as well. Those people need to know what to ...look out for :funn:
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