Ever since I saw the "friendly" creature at the bottom of the stairs near my car, I carry my Swiffer Sweeper with me when I leave the house. Purse, briefcase, beachbag, Swiffer Sweeper.
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SoWal Insider
I confess I don't know what "the leather cheerio bark" means...are we gonna be tested? 

SoWal Insider
Busy Gurl!

SoWal Insider
Can I adopt your family of emoticons...they are adorable...are they from your side of the family?
Beach FanaticAuthor
If I'm going to keep up with Aggieb, I need to get to liquor store stat!
SoWal Insider
Smilies... not emoticons... man, is anybody else having problems with their memory...with their memory... with their memory...

Beach Fanatic
there's some saying about smilies but my memory is gone, does anyone know what it may be?
SoWal Insider
Too much libation, perhaps?
SoWal Insider
yeah, I know that one , it's.... 

SoWal Insider
"Give me libation or give me..."threads"?... no that's not it.
Beach FanaticAuthor
I confess I don't know what "the leather cheerio bark" means...are we gonna be tested?
Yes there will be tests this evening! How else do you think you'll graduate to the next "class"?!
SoWal Insider
Yes there will be tests this evening! How else do you think you'll graduate to the next "class"?!Was he British? Hence the "cherrio" part?Be sure to view Thesaurus Link from post #141. I admit leather cheerio bark was confusing to me for a minute, then I recalled an ex-boyfriend who owned a leather couch...
Beach FanaticAuthor
Heading out with Swiffy for a few minutes, wish us safe travels!
Hopefully y'all will be here for a little _arty later, including Douglas the Invisible!
I do have a confession to make regarding my yoga mat. Later :leaving:
I do have a confession to make regarding my yoga mat. Later :leaving:
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Heading out with Swiffy for a few minutes, wish us safe travels!Hopefully y'all will be here for a little _arty later, including Douglas the Invisible!
I do have a confession to make regarding my yoga mat. Later :leaving:
How could I resist the charms of the Swifftacular Lady Chill? lol I will be here to hear your confession at the very least!
SoWal Insider
Maybe you both have confessions? 
Beach Fanatic
Maybe you both have confessions?
I confess I might...

SoWal Insider
I confess I might...![]()
Do tell~~~~
I will if you will.

Beach FanaticAuthor
First things first....Douglas, were you truly Intrepid on your date last night? We're gonna need some details.
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First things first....Douglas, were you truly Intrepid on your date last night? We're gonna need some details.i'm willing to bet he was an intrepid pioneer.
Beach FanaticAuthor
OOOh confessions and betting to come!
Beach Fanatic
I confess...
May I Feel Said He
may if feel said he
(i'll squeal said she
just once said he)
it's fun said she
(may i touch said he
how much said she
a lot said he)
why not said she
(let's go said he
not too far said she
what's too far said he
where you are said she)
may i stay said he
(which way said she
like this said he
if you kiss said she
may i move said he
is it love said she)
if you're willing said he
(but you're killing said she
but it's life said he
but your ex-wife said she
now said he)
ow said she
(tiptop said he
don't stop said she
oh no said he)
go slow said she
(cccome? said he
ummm said he
(you are Mine said she)
There, you know all the details now! lol
(appropriate thanks go to E.E. Cummings)
Your turn Lady Chill!

May I Feel Said He
may if feel said he
(i'll squeal said she
just once said he)
it's fun said she
(may i touch said he
how much said she
a lot said he)
why not said she
(let's go said he
not too far said she
what's too far said he
where you are said she)
may i stay said he
(which way said she
like this said he
if you kiss said she
may i move said he
is it love said she)
if you're willing said he
(but you're killing said she
but it's life said he
but your ex-wife said she
now said he)
ow said she
(tiptop said he
don't stop said she
oh no said he)
go slow said she
(cccome? said he
ummm said he
(you are Mine said she)
There, you know all the details now! lol
Your turn Lady Chill!


Beach FanaticAuthor
Today, I cut up my lovely purple yoga mat into perfect size 7 1/2 shoe inserts and filled all of my shoes with them. Ouch said he.
Beach Fanatic
Today, I cut up my lovely purple yoga mat into perfect size 7 1/2 shoe inserts and filled all of my shoes with them. Ouch said he.
Very zen! I like it! lol
Actually, in regards to my date in all seriousness, I don't kiss and tell. I am a gentleman unfortunately...

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Beach FanaticAuthor
Very zen! I like it! lol
Actually, in regards to my date in all seriousness, I don't kiss and tell. lol However as for being Intrepid, I am way too old to beat around the bush.....hmmm...perhaps I should rephrase that?
Pffffffttttt! You dont kiss and tell US!
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Pffffffttttt! You dont kiss and tell US!
Who should I tell then?!
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