Two good old boys are sittin' in a bass boat suckin' down beer when all of a sudden James says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife, --she ain't spoke to me in over 6 months."
Earl sips his beer and calmly says, "You'd better think it over, - women like that are hard to find."
Earl sips his beer and calmly says, "You'd better think it over, - women like that are hard to find."
I am sure Mr. IBD wished they made "wife muzzles"

.... help, I am overserved and cannot type.