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Bob

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Nov 16, 2004
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The secret lives of married men - Times Online The secret lives of married men
We lift the lid on modern marriage, while five husbands Wives, here is a fact you definitely don?t want to know about your husband: he wants to shag your best friend. Not only does he want to shag your best friend, but also your second and third-best friends. (And fourth, fifth, sixth, etc.) There?s nothing personal about this. In fact, in a strange way, he means it as a compliment. You see, one of the many delightful things he has noticed about women is that they tend to associate with women who are on a roughly similar level of pulchritude and general hotness. So what he?s sorta, kinda saying when he fancies your friends is how much he fancies you. But he?d never try articulating any of this to you. It?s just one of those many things that Wives Just Don?t Understand.

Oh dear, I do wish I hadn?t written that paragraph. And I also wish I wasn?t about to write the rest of this article either. You see, as a man and a husband myself, I believe there are certain secrets to which the Opposition ? ie, women/wives ? should never be privy.

Yet just because I had a phone call from a female commissioning editor (with the same name as that of a girl I once snogged when I was a teenager, though no relation, apparently), I?ve decided to sell out the brotherhood for a few pieces of silver. confess their lies, big and small
 

seagrovegirl

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Feb 9, 2008
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Well, we all know my opinion of men...engaged,married or single. When it comes to getting the "cookie", they will lie, steal, cheat and just act like stupid jerks regardless of whom it hurts. Quite destructive behaviour because the claim is "my mind is wired that way".... Puleeze....it aint your mind that is wired that way!! And even if the little winkie is wired that way, use some self control. Keep it zipped and if they can't respect women, then at least show some self respect. Self control, self respect...maybe things will fall into place and you will see a new perspective.
 
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