Shakeup in the Administration

[Here4Good]

"WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) ? In a three-way swap that may be unprecedented in U.S. history, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is set to become Vice President of the United States, Vice President Joe Biden will become President of Afghanistan, and Afghan President Hamid Karzai will be traded to the Minnesota Vikings.

President Barack Obama made the stunning announcement at the White House today, using a PowerPoint demonstration to explain a personnel move that still left many scratching their heads.

?I am confident that Hillary and Joe are up to speed and ready to go in their new jobs,? he said. ?And I expect Karzai to be in shape by midseason."

Borowitz Report

 

[scooterbug44]

Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

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The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said, "Excellent trade, sir."


(courtesy of Papa Scooterbug)
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[TooFarTampa]

Haha, totally in character for a Marine (said with affection).