Snoop Patrol II - An in-depth look

[TreeFrog]

1. Do you wear your underwear for more than one day?

2. Do you floss, or just lie to your dentist?

3. What's the oldest leftover in your refrigerator?

4. Would you actually eat it?

5. What do you say to a complete stranger who stares at you with the plastic bag on your hand while you walk your dog?

6. Do you change your car's oil every 3000 miles?

7. What would you say to start small talk at dinner with George Bush, George Carlin, George Clooney, and Boy George?

8. Can you juggle?

9. Does anybody besides me like Eddie Izzard?

10. When will the nurse arrive with the medications again?

 

[Allifunn]

Is this a trick questionaire?? Why didn't YOU fill in any of the answers.... ...come on ...the world wants to know you answers!

 

[TreeFrog]

Not a trick. Here are the answers that the nurses would let me post.


1. Do you wear your underwear for more than one day?
Not by habit. But of course, there are emergencies... :nono1:

2. Do you floss, or just lie to your dentist?
Lie to the dentist

3. What's the oldest leftover in your refrigerator?
Some cole slaw mix dated "Sell by June 17"

4. Would you actually eat it?
It doesn't smell as bad as leftover fish, but it smells too bad to eat. :shock:

5. What do you say to a complete stranger who stares at you with the plastic bag on your hand while you walk your dog?
"Is today the Easter Egg Hunt?"

6. Do you change your car's oil every 3000 miles?
Yup

7. What would you say to start small talk at dinner with George Bush, George Carlin, George Clooney, and Boy George?
I have no idea whatsover. I was hoping somebody could give me an idea, just in case Karl Rove should ask W to come for a slumber party in Rosemary after they both retire in 2009.

8. Can you juggle?
Hand-eye coordination was never my strong suit. I usually, but not always, manage to drink beer, rather than pouring it out on my chest. They do not allow me to eat ice cream cones.

9. Does anybody besides me like Eddie Izzard?
I already like Eddie Izzard. But does anybody else?

10. When will the nurse arrive with the medications again?
Soon, I hope

 

[Allifunn]

1. Do you wear your underwear for more than one day? Icky poo..NO!

2. Do you floss, or just lie to your dentist? I try to every day (floss, not lie)

3. What's the oldest leftover in your refrigerator? Lasagna

4. Would you actually eat it? NO!

5. What do you say to a complete stranger who stares at you with the plastic bag on your hand while you walk your dog? "Can we please have some privacy?"

6. Do you change your car's oil every 3000 miles? Yes

7. What would you say to start small talk at dinner with George Bush, George Carlin, George Clooney, and Boy George? So, do you know any good jokes?

8. Can you juggle? depends on what I am juggling

9. Does anybody besides me like Eddie Izzard?

10. When will the nurse arrive with the medications again? Not a moment too soon!

 

[Mermaid]

Okay, I'm game. ;-)

1. Do you wear your underwear for more than one day?
Only if I'm travelling overseas, because I refuse to change panties in an airplane bathroom!

2. Do you floss, or just lie to your dentist?
Yes to both.

3. What's the oldest leftover in your refrigerator?
I think it's the tortilla soup from the Mexican restaurant that I reheated the weekend before last, and still had leftovers from it.

4. Would you actually eat it?
I think the garbage disposal is going to eat it...eventually.

5. What do you say to a complete stranger who stares at you with the plastic bag on your hand while you walk your dog?
"Is my doggie bag too fragrant for you?"

6. Do you change your car's oil every 3000 miles?
That's what teenage sons are good for.

7. What would you say to start small talk at dinner with George Bush, George Carlin, George Clooney, and Boy George?
"Hello."

8. Can you juggle?
C'mon, I'm left-handed. That's enough for anyone to manage.

9. Does anybody besides me like Eddie Izzard?
I will betray my cultural ineptness by betraying the fact that I have no idea whatsoever who this person is. Give me a clue someone?

10. When will the nurse arrive with the medications again?
A nurse? This house is self-serve when it comes to any medicating.

 

[Ocean Lover]

1. Do you wear your underwear for more than one day? Once in Las Vegas and I stayed up all night.

2. Do you floss, or just lie to your dentist? Both

3. What's the oldest leftover in your refrigerator? broccoli salad from the 4th

4. Would you actually eat it? nope

5. What do you say to a complete stranger who stares at you with the plastic bag on your hand while you walk your dog? "Hey, at least I have a
bag!!"

6. Do you change your car's oil every 3000 miles? That's my goal

7. What would you say to start small talk at dinner with George Bush, George Carlin, George Clooney, and Boy George? So, did y'all know George Burns?

8. Can you juggle? Everyday

9. Does anybody besides me like Eddie Izzard? Enlighten us

10. When will the nurse arrive with the medications again? We self medicate around here too

 

[Kimmifunn]

1. Do you wear your underwear for more than one day? Nope. When desperate, go commando.

2. Do you floss, or just lie to your dentist? Both

3. What's the oldest leftover in your refrigerator? Sweet and sour tofu.

4. Would you actually eat it? I tried to and couldn't eat it even when it wasn't old.

5. What do you say to a complete stranger who stares at you with the plastic bag on your hand while you walk your dog? I don't have a dog...

6. Do you change your car's oil every 3000 miles? I don't have a car.

7. What would you say to start small talk at dinner with George Bush, George Carlin, George Clooney, and Boy George? Clooney...you, me, upstairs, pronto.

8. Can you juggle? No

9. Does anybody besides me like Eddie Izzard? Who?

10. When will the nurse arrive with the medications again? I'll need a nurse after my spinning class tonight.

 

[Mermaid]

Hey Kimmi, if we all change our signature lines, will you change your avatar? :funn:

 

[Miss Kitty]

Hey Kimmi...change your avatar, or I will change my sig line. This is your warning.

 

[Kimmifunn]

Hey Kimmi...change your avatar, or I will change my sig line. This is your warning.

Jfunn started it. I keep my mouth shut these days and this is what I get?