Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
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This is the official knock spam thread...If this is offensive to any one, or is politically incorrect....TOUGH....:floor:


Spam Haiku:Clad in metal, proud
No mere salt-curing for you
You are not bacon

And who dares mock Spam?
You? you? you are not worthy
Of one rich pink fleck

Silent, former pig
One communal awareness
Myriad pink bricks

Twist, pull the sharp lid
Jerks and cuts me deeply but
Spam, aah, my poultice

Can of metal, slick
Soft center, so cool, moistening
I yearn for your salt

Blue can of steel
What promise do you hold?
Salt flesh so ripe

Grotesque pinkish mass
In a blue can on a shelf
Quivering alone

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Cheering472 avatar
SoWal Insider
#52
Allifunn..honey be careful with the strategically placed Spam top. Mr IBD/Sir Spamalot may get hungry and OH MY GOODNESS we could have a scandal on our hands.
Beach Fanatic
#53
:floor: :floor: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! This thread is just WET YOUR PANTS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!:floor: :floor:



Seriously though... A little hickory smoked spam on a camping trip....... Nice..........

:lolabove:
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.comAuthor
#54
Allifunn..honey be careful with the strategically placed Spam top. Mr IBD/Sir Spamalot may get hungry and OH MY GOODNESS we could have a scandal on our hands.
:shock: :shock: :eek: OH MY!!!!
Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#55
Sir Spam A Lot- if you simply can not get enough spam, you can also get a ring tone: :funn:

SPAM? Up,
SPAM? Up and get out the can,
SPAM? Up just to feed your man,
SPAM? Up ?cause it?s great outdoors,
SPAM? Up when you could eat a horse,
SPAM? Up for a special tea,
SPAM? Up for an anniversary,
SPAM? Up for the taste of it,
SPAM? Up,
SPAM? Up and be proud of it.

Spam Ring Tone

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InletBchDweller avatar
SoWal Insider
#56
OMG that is soooooooooooo funny, :floor: :floor: I have to get mr ibd here at the office to hear this.......we are going to the camp this weekend so I am sure spam is on the menu!!!!!:floor:
Sir Spam A Lot- if you simply can not get enough spam, you can also get a ring tone: :funn:
SPAM? Up,
SPAM? Up and get out the can,
SPAM? Up just to feed your man,
SPAM? Up ?cause it?s great outdoors,
SPAM? Up when you could eat a horse,
SPAM? Up for a special tea,
SPAM? Up for an anniversary,
SPAM? Up for the taste of it,
SPAM? Up,
SPAM? Up and be proud of it.

Spam Ring Tone
Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#57
OMG that is soooooooooooo funny, :floor: :floor: I have to get mr ibd here at the office to hear this.......we are going to the camp this weekend so I am sure spam is on the menu!!!!!:floor:

Have funn! :cool:
InletBchDweller avatar
SoWal Insider
#58
oh I am sure mr ibd would not mind ;-) :floor: :floor: :rofl: :floor: :lolabove: :funn: :floor: b
Allifunn..honey be careful with the strategically placed Spam top. Mr IBD/Sir Spamalot may get hungry and OH MY GOODNESS we could have a scandal on our hands.
InletBchDweller avatar
SoWal Insider
#59
Since you guys have not heard from me in a while I thought I would give you my spam binge.....I thought that i had cured my addiction but my latest trip to IBD and myselfs house on the river I found out that the addiction can not be cured...IBD had some pizza for me to take to the camp but I just happened to open up the cabinet and I saw a can of Spam..:eek: The problem is that I have an addiction, I could not moderate although I tried. I sliced the entire can into 1/2 inch slabs and I fried them in the finest teflon pan that IBD had puchased. I am ok with the fact that I ate the whole can I am trying to come to grips with the fact that I had to eat it with mayo and white bread which turned into 3 sandwiches. :blink: I will be ok, I washed it down with a quart of milk....

Thank you for letting me confess.......
InletBchDweller avatar
SoWal Insider
#60
I wanted everyone to know that the story that Mr. IBD just told is completelywholeheartedly TRUE..... (cross my heart)
Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#61
Since you guys have not heard from me in a while I thought I would give you my spam binge.....I thought that i had cured my addiction but my latest trip to IBD and myselfs house on the river I found out that the addiction can not be cured...IBD had some pizza for me to take to the camp but I just happened to open up the cabinet and I saw a can of Spam..:eek: The problem is that I have an addiction, I could not moderate although I tried. I sliced the entire can into 1/2 inch slabs and I fried them in the finest teflon pan that IBD had puchased. I am ok with the fact that I ate the whole can I am trying to come to grips with the fact that I had to eat it with mayo and white bread which turned into 3 sandwiches. :blink: I will be ok, I washed it down with a quart of milk....

Thank you for letting me confess.......

:lolabove: :floor: :clap_1:

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