I get quite a bit of spam everyday to my multiple email accounts, plus I have inquiry forms on websites that get hit with spam. For a while I was getting the "increase the size of your manhood" emails on a regular basis, but I don't see many of those any more. Just for kicks I had saved a list of the subject lines. Figured someday, someone would get a kick out of it. Here they are for everyone's enjoyment:
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Kurt, feel free to delete this post as you see fit!
