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kathydwells

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Dec 20, 2004
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This is a beautiful story about a Lady on a cruise ship. I just received this today from a lady friend.......A real heroic woman!!!!!!

Dear Diary:

MONDAY AFTERNOON: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be. I felt singularly honored today as the Captain asked me to dine at his table tonight.

TUESDAY AFTERNOON: I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the Captain. He explained everything he was doing and told me there are 1262 passengers on board and he is responsible for everyone's comfort, safety and having a good time. He is so charming and invited me to dine at his table again tonight.

WEDNESDAY EVENING: The Captain saw me at the pool this afternoon and invited me to have dinner in his cabin. His cabin is very cozy and the dinner was served with the best wines. He made several amorous proposals to me but I stood firm on my moral convictions.

THURSDAY EVENING: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I do not give in to his exotic proposals.

FRIDAY MORNING: I saved 1262 lives last night....twice.

 
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