I met a Fairy today that would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the Fairy. "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine, I want to die after the politicians get their heads out of their asses!!"
"You crafty bastard," said the Fairy.
"I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the Fairy. "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine, I want to die after the politicians get their heads out of their asses!!"
"You crafty bastard," said the Fairy.
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