I was CUT off so LITERALLY this a.m. on the way in to my office; the SUV just swerved in front of me; NO TURN INDICATOR NO BRAKES NO PHYSICAL LOOKING BACK....AS I HONKED FURIOUSLY, I literally had to slam on my brakes.... We were neck and neck at the stop light and I looked over and he snickered and shrugged his shoulders like ->
After memorizing his tag number I dropped back a 1/4 mile and followed; (ironically his parking garage is across from my office) So I entered my office; wrote a professional but
naughty love note 
(for this particular 14th of Feb) walked across the street and affixed it to his windshield....

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
