What kind of drink is THIS?

[Mermaid]

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RO, BeachRunner nearly gave me heart attacks but now you are slaying me. This is more than I can take on a Sunday night!

 

[RiverOtter]

RO, BeachRunner nearly gave me heart attacks but now you are slaying me. This is more than I can take on a Sunday night!

River<---Thanking the good Lord above we didn't have girls--->Otter

 

[Beach Runner]

Can any kid walk into 7-11 and buy this Pimpjuice?

Isn't it similar to Red Bull that a lot of high schoolers are drinking? Yes, as SJ pointed out, they do mix it with alcohol. My daughter pretty much keeps me informed.

 

[Kimmifunn]

This is what I found lurking on the kitchen counter. One tall slim 8 ounce can, silver and burnt pumpkin colors. The lettering?

pimpjuice

Underneath it, "premium energy drink/non-carbonated/let it loose." I checked the ingredients and it's pretty well a can of sugar water with a couple of vitamins thrown in for good measure. The kind of stuff that teenagers scrarf down by the gallon.

Now my question is this: does PIMP not have the same meaning to teens as it does to their parents? PIMPjuice? "Let it loose?"

I'd ask my daughter, the guilty culprit, she of the $140 jeans, but she's at work scooping ice cream.

Anyone else care to enlighten me about PIMPS?

It's Nelly's energy drink.

50 Cent aka Fitty has a Vitamen Water Flavor.

Lil' Jon has Crunk Juice.

 

[Kurt]

Sounds like beer would be healthier.

 

[RiverOtter]

Sounds like beer would be healthier.

Especially the dark organic brands

 

[Beach Runner]

Sounds like beer would be healthier.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Bull#Potential_health_risks

 

[Kimmifunn]

Here you go...it's a song by Nelly...Tried to catch the bad words...

[Intro]
One pound for the hoe, that's all we need baby
Just one for the hoes.. c'mon

[Chorus]
Pimp juice - oooooooooh-ooooooooh-hoooooooo
I think I need to let it loose (might think I need to let it loose)
Let her loose, let her loooooose
She only want me for my pimp juice (that's all she want me for f'real)
Not my pimp juice, I'm talkin new pimp juice
I think I need to cut her loose (it's time for homegirl to recognize)
Yes I do, yes I doooooo-hoooo

[Nelly]
I'm in that, seventy-four, Coupe DeVille
With the, power seats, leather, wood on my wheel
One-touch sunroof BUT leave it alone
Hoes see it can't believe it - "It's goin back on it's own"
Oooooooooooooooh, s**t, that's how we do it baby
"Every day like this?" Seven dayy-ayyys
.. I tell you three-sixty-five
Winter spring and fall, in the summer we ride
You actin like you never seen it befo'
Like them country boys ain't got no dough
B**ch please - GET OUT - but don't you slam that do'
DUST YOUR SHOES OFF - befo' you touch that flo'
Cause you wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You really wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You're in a hurry - SLOW DOWN - and I might letcha touch it
You ain't from Russia, so b**ch why you Russian?

[Chorus] w/ minor variations

[Nelly]
Now I'm - clean as a whistle (yeah) sharp as a razor (uh-huh)
In anythang from Timberland to Gaines
Now listen - I play the haters (ooh) like they should be played
And uhh - I love the ladies (ooh) like they should get laid
That's why I - I got my fade everybody had braids
And now they - switch to fades and I'm thinkin 'bout braids
Just an example of hoochieless jackin
If we were hoopin, I'd be yellin "They hackin"
I see you momma, in my Dolce Gabbana
Gucci and Prada baby I gotta lotta
The lucciana ain't a problem for poppa
That's all you want then baby girl I'ma holla
Cause you wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You really wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You're in a hurry - SLOW DOWN - I don't like how you actin
Treat you like you're from Milwaukee, send you Green Bay Packin

[Chorus] w/ minor variations

(I think I just..
need to take this time and explain to 'em exactly..
what the pimp juice is)

[Chorus]
Uh, hear me out now
Now your pimp juice is anything, attract the opposite sex
It could be money, fame, or straight intellect
It don't MATTER! *****es got the pimp juice too
Come to think about it - dirty, they got more than we do
They got mo' - juice in they talk, got mo' juice in they walk
They got mo' - juice in they veins, OOH GD!
I tell you man it's a cryin shame..
.. how people use, the juice in vein - you hear me mayne
Pimp juice is color blind
You find it work on all color creeds and kinds
From ages 50 right down to 9
The Mayor of Nellyville and I won't resign, watch me recline
Cause you wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You really wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You're in a hurry - SLOW DOWN - ***** I got all night
Matter fact, stand on my left boo - I know you ain't right

[Chorus] w/ minor variations

 

[RiverOtter]

 

[Kimmifunn]

You are beginning to get the hang of what I'm getting at here.
I spent all weekend in the rap gang yo.

Actually...yours truly was featured as an extra in the video. :clap_1: