30gAy spotting in Provincetown Mass.?

[Mango]

Good old Funn

During a trip to Provincetown, Massachussets this weekend to "whale watch" , Mango spotted a Cher look a like riding a scooter down Commercial.
Was this reknown gadfly 30gAy? When asked, Cher replied, "would I be caught dead in this outfit? I wanted the one from the song "if I could turn back time!"
Another spotting was in front of the Jewelry shoppe Spank the Monkey, where Mango could not get a photo since she was shooed away by angry lesbians who caught her singing YMCA and making the hand motions at a gay man dressed as one of the Village people.

Mango's suspicians were confirmed when she saw a license plate in the morning touting P-Town 1 from Florida. The owner of the vehicle came out of his home holding a bag of croissants. He tried to take her camera, but the croissants won out. Driving away, he yelled, prove it was me! ;-)

 

[Teresa]

it MUST be 30Gay! who else could it possibly be???

and what is Spank the Monkey exactly??? more info please mango - since you are now the designated sowal Ptown correspondent!

 

[seagrovelover]

:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: Mango you are a riot!!!!!

 

[DD]

 

[30gAy]

You just never know where I might turn up.

Actually, this feeds perfectly into my grand plan to become a gay 'Boogie Man' type character. People will think they spot me under their beds, in the shadows, serving them their drinks and peanuts on that Delta Connection flight, etc.

People will look nervously over their shoulders as they leave the Red Bar late in the evening; worried that they may be stalked and verbally taunted for their lack of fashion sense.....

 

[Mango]

it MUST be 30Gay! who else could it possibly be???

and what is Spank the Monkey exactly??? more info please mango - since you are now the designated sowal Ptown correspondent!

Spank the Monkey is the name of a jewelry store on Commercial street in P-Town. They also sell boas and upstairs they have penis cake molds.

:funn:

 

[Teresa]

You just never know where I might turn up.

Actually, this feeds perfectly into my grand plan to become a gay 'Boogie Man' type character. People will think they spot me under their beds, in the shadows, serving them their drinks and peanuts on that Delta Connection flight, etc.

People will look nervously over their shoulders as they leave the Red Bar late in the evening; worried that they may be stalked and verbally taunted for their lack of fashion sense.....

ooooooohhhhhhh... don't let that homosexual boogie man get you!!! you'll be ruined (rurnt) forevah!!!

 

[Allifunn]

Spank the Monkey is the name of a jewelry store on Commercial street in P-Town. They also sell boas and upstairs they have penis cake molds.

:funn:

PLEASE tell me you bought one???? What a grayt gag gift for the October soiree!!!! best costume prize!!!!

OH...and BTW...GRAYT thread!!! :funn: