Ladies and Gentlemen:
I am not supposed to comment on this until after the team meeting, but I wanted to remind you that at ALABAMA we have some amentities that South Carolina doesn't have. In South Carolina, they have "Sticky Fingers BBQ", in Tuscaloosa, we have "Dreamland BBQ." I think this is appropriate since some people are saying that we're dreamin' that Spurrier will come, but it's better than being sticky!
Also, we have THE CAPSTONE- who else in America is better known for their "cap" then Spurrier, and the Bear (rest his soul).
Denny Chimes strikes a chord in every little boy and girl in ALABAMA; have you ever heard that obnoxious Gamecock crow- it's as bad as those darn Bulldog Bells.
Finally, South Carolina's theme song is 2001- the only good thing about 2001 was that we won the Independence Bowl 14-13 over Iowa State.... Wait a minute, we're going back to the Independence Bowl- coincidence- you decide.
