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kathydwells

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Dec 20, 2004
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Lacey's Spring, Alabama
and the church organist.

There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist.

Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons though because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said......



"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday."
 

Mermaid

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Aug 11, 2005
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and the church organist.

There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist.

Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons though because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said......



"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday."

I think I need to find a jaw-dropping laughing smilie here! :clap_1:
 

kathydwells

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Dec 20, 2004
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64
Lacey's Spring, Alabama
I think I need to find a jaw-dropping laughing smilie here! :clap_1:

Tell the truth mermy...did you get it right off, or did you have to think about it for a minute? ;-)
 

Miss Kitty

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Jun 10, 2005
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:clap_1: ...I got it!!! :rotfl:
 

Miss Kitty

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Jun 10, 2005
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apparently so did the minister ! :rotfl:

Okay, we are becoming like an old married couple. I was going to say this, but thought..."I bet audie will say it".
 
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