another funny...

[audie]

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and demanded, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and, when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back AND towel me dry AND bring me my robe. Then, you WILL massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"




The wife replied, "The f****** funeral director would be my guess."

 

[DD]

 

[mleigh]

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and demanded, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and, when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back AND towel me dry AND bring me my robe. Then, you WILL massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"




The wife replied, "The f****** funeral director would be my guess."

She told him! Great one!!!

 

[mleigh]

>
>
>
> Blonde Joke
>
>
> I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would
> > not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted
"CRAZY"
> > then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down
from
> > the ceiling and made funny noises.
> >
> > My coworker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
> >
> >
> > I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the
Boss would
> > think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
> >
> > A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What
are you
> > doing ?"
> > I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed
out.
> > Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
> >
> > I jumped down and walked out of the office.
> >
> > When my coworker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her,
> >
> > " And where do you think you're going?"
> >
> >
> > (You're gonna love this..... )
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

 

[dbuck]

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[Ocean Lover]

Good ones!!!

 

[audie]

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