Truth or BS?
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Sorry, gull.
yeah, so next time you get all funked out, remember this - you could be me :shock:
i wish mr. dd would go to bed...he's slamming doors and cussin' a lot--where's that smilie when you need it--i think it has something to do with taxes, dryers, car a/c, etc. I'm stayin' upstairs! :shock:
True, I did that once. My little daughter asked why I had "wings". It was back in the day and my shoulder pads were flopping around on my shoulder. I explained mommy needed them for when I burbed her baby brother. I was in that baby fog. You can use that reason if you want.
Here is the list- and all true:
Drove away from the bank drive through with the money cannister in my lap. After doing this twice, the tellers started reminding me to replace the cannister as I was taking it out of the drive through.
Walked out of a restaurant bathroom and dragged toilet paper on my shoe all the way back to the table. Of course I had to pick the one bathroom in the world that had decent toilet paper and it held togther for what looked like a half a mile.
Went to the pool, took my shirt off, realized that I had forgotten to put on a bathing suit top. Didn't discover this until I got up, walked over to the pool, and jumped in.
Drove away from the gas pump with the nozzle still hooked to my car. Fortunately there was not too much damage. Excuse- pregnancy brain.
Right before a surgery, confessed my undying love and lust for the surgeon- I had just met him. :roll: He had the most amazing blue eyes that really stood out above his surgical mask. I'm not really that easy- you just gotta love that happy juice at the hospital.:clap_1:
We went to a friend's house in the country and the house was on a well. The well ran dry while I was in the shower, and all the muck at the bottom of the well came out all over me. It smelled like septic tank. I jumped out and streaked through a living room full of people, covered in brown goo. I was heading to the creek, and since it was a dry summer, I had to run about an acre away, in the dark, naked, to find water in the dam* creek. Bdarg thought it was pretty funny.
OK- I have come clean. (The rest aren't fit to print.;-) )
Drove away from the bank drive through with the money cannister in my lap. After doing this twice, the tellers started reminding me to replace the cannister as I was taking it out of the drive through.
Walked out of a restaurant bathroom and dragged toilet paper on my shoe all the way back to the table. Of course I had to pick the one bathroom in the world that had decent toilet paper and it held togther for what looked like a half a mile.
Went to the pool, took my shirt off, realized that I had forgotten to put on a bathing suit top. Didn't discover this until I got up, walked over to the pool, and jumped in.
Drove away from the gas pump with the nozzle still hooked to my car. Fortunately there was not too much damage. Excuse- pregnancy brain.
Right before a surgery, confessed my undying love and lust for the surgeon- I had just met him. :roll: He had the most amazing blue eyes that really stood out above his surgical mask. I'm not really that easy- you just gotta love that happy juice at the hospital.:clap_1:
We went to a friend's house in the country and the house was on a well. The well ran dry while I was in the shower, and all the muck at the bottom of the well came out all over me. It smelled like septic tank. I jumped out and streaked through a living room full of people, covered in brown goo. I was heading to the creek, and since it was a dry summer, I had to run about an acre away, in the dark, naked, to find water in the dam* creek. Bdarg thought it was pretty funny.
OK- I have come clean. (The rest aren't fit to print.;-) )
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thanks for my morning laugh!!!!!
Here is the list- and all true:
Drove away from the bank drive through with the money cannister in my lap. After doing this twice, the tellers started reminding me to replace the cannister as I was taking it out of the drive through.
Walked out of a restaurant bathroom and dragged toilet paper on my shoe all the way back to the table. Of course I had to pick the one bathroom in the world that had decent toilet paper and it held togther for what looked like a half a mile.
Went to the pool, took my shirt off, realized that I had forgotten to put on a bathing suit top. Didn't discover this until I got up, walked over to the pool, and jumped in.
Drove away from the gas pump with the nozzle still hooked to my car. Fortunately there was not too much damage. Excuse- pregnancy brain.
Right before a surgery, confessed my undying love and lust for the surgeon- I had just met him. :roll: He had the most amazing blue eyes that really stood out above his surgical mask. I'm not really that easy- you just gotta love that happy juice at the hospital.:clap_1:
We went to a friend's house in the country and the house was on a well. The well ran dry while I was in the shower, and all the muck at the bottom of the well came out all over me. It smelled like septic tank. I jumped out and streaked through a living room full of people, covered in brown goo. I was heading to the creek, and since it was a dry summer, I had to run about an acre away, in the dark, naked, to find water in the dam* creek. Bdarg thought it was pretty funny.
OK- I have come clean. (The rest aren't fit to print.;-) )
jdarg you are toooo funny. Thanks for starting my day with a laugh.
I feel so much better now. :clap_1:
I am still "cracking up" about you showing your hiney to all of downtown Louisville!!:clap_1:
Cheering and Jdarg are making me feel really good about my truth.