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scooterbug44

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May 8, 2007
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as inconvenient as this is for you - it's 10 times worse for those on the other side of the counter ;-)

I know, I just hate being treated like a criminal for being a sick little bug, when even I know where you can score crack nearby!
 

John R

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how about the chucklehead with out of state plates who pulls up in front of publix with his truck and trailer and 'parks' there to go shopping, leaving the engine running with his family inside. completely oblivious to the fact that it's only two lanes there. how can people think behavior like that is ok??
 

Smiling JOe

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how about the chucklehead with out of state plates who pulls up in front of publix with his truck and trailer and 'parks' there to go shopping, leaving the engine running with his family inside. completely oblivious to the fact that it's only two lanes there. how can people think behavior like that is ok??

That is when you go into Publix really quickly, buy some eggs and ...
 

John R

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Dec 31, 2005
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That is when you go into Publix really quickly, buy some eggs and ...

i'd be better stealth removing crap on the beach in the middle of the night.

once in my adolescenthood, we tossed eggs over the bushes onto cars on king street in alexandria. apparently the cabbie we hit was not too taken with our prank. he drove around and around for at least 10 minutes trying to find us, or at least scare us, which he did quite well; no egg throwing to this day...
 

Smiling JOe

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I learned from my friends' experiences about throwing eggs. I never did it, nor went on a egging mission. I think most of my classmates stopped egging after a few of them egged the Headmaster's home one night. They unloaded two dz eggs and threw the cartons in the yard. (idiots). Headmaster notices the Piggly Wiggly price tag on the cartons, goes to the Piggly Wiggly with a year book, and asked the clerks to point out the guys who just bought two dz eggs. Busted! I guess my classmates thought that our Headmaster was stupid, but it turns out that they were looking into the mirror that night. I'm not sure what three of those guys do for a living now, but one is a big-time class-action tort attorney, making a killing off of "stupid" actions of people and businesses.
 

audie

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how about the chucklehead with out of state plates who pulls up in front of publix with his truck and trailer and 'parks' there to go shopping, leaving the engine running with his family inside. completely oblivious to the fact that it's only two lanes there. how can people think behavior like that is ok??

wow, they do this little gem around here too. hmm, and handful of nails thrown under there would be pretty handy ....
 

scooterbug44

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May 8, 2007
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Spam e-mail from politicians!

Somehow I am on the email list for Ms. Kay Granger who thinks that I am not only her friend, she is my representative in Congress!

Except I do not live in the 12th district she represents in TEXAS!

I have NEVER lived in Texas and while I had a lovely visit there this spring, have NO plans to EVER live or vote there!

I have been trying to get off her mailing list for years. :bang:
 

Smiling JOe

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phone calls soliciting funds for the FL State Troopers. They are legal, even if you are on the Do Not Call List. When they do call, I have played it a number of different ways, and I cannot recall what I said to the last guy, but he hung up on me. :lol:
 
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