My favorite cheese balls are something even I can make!
Dried beef cheese ball
2 block of cream cheese
2 jar dried beef
1 bunch green onions
1 cup chopped pecans
Mix cream cheese, chopped up dried beef, chopped scallions.
Mix all together EXCEPT pecans, form into a ball, roll in chopped pecans.
Smoked Salmon ball
1 block cream cheese
1 8 ox can chopped salmon
2 tbls fresh lemon juice
2 tsp grated white onions
2 tsp horseradish
1/2 tsp salt
dash worchestershire sauce
1 tsp liqued smoke
1-cup chopped pecans
Mix all above ingedients except chopped pecans, then roll in chopped pecans.
Black Olive Cheese Ball
1 stick butter, softened
8 oz. cream cheese
1/2 c. black olives, chopped
3 med. green onions, chopped
1/2 c. chopped pecans
Mix above ingredients together and shape into ball. Roll in pecans.
Refrigerate all of these before serving
Dried beef cheese ball
2 block of cream cheese
2 jar dried beef
1 bunch green onions
1 cup chopped pecans
Mix cream cheese, chopped up dried beef, chopped scallions.
Mix all together EXCEPT pecans, form into a ball, roll in chopped pecans.
Smoked Salmon ball
1 block cream cheese
1 8 ox can chopped salmon
2 tbls fresh lemon juice
2 tsp grated white onions
2 tsp horseradish
1/2 tsp salt
dash worchestershire sauce
1 tsp liqued smoke
1-cup chopped pecans
Mix all above ingedients except chopped pecans, then roll in chopped pecans.
Black Olive Cheese Ball
1 stick butter, softened
8 oz. cream cheese
1/2 c. black olives, chopped
3 med. green onions, chopped
1/2 c. chopped pecans
Mix above ingredients together and shape into ball. Roll in pecans.
Refrigerate all of these before serving
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) out of the safe deposit box and its battery had died (so I had to take it to Tiffany's and they will send it to NYC -- from past experience that will take 6 months), and then I got out my Michele diamond watch that I bought two years ago because the other two were getting batteries, and its strap broke on Tuesday! I went back to Neiman's last night, picked out a new strap, and the moron couldn't install it.
THEY TOLD ME TO TAKE IT TO TOURNEAU. Hello, and pay an extra fee? That makes no sense. So did I need to buy a fourth watch as a backup for the other three? Hell, no. I put on my ghetto Timex sports watch from Wal-Mart that I
because I have worn it for all of my 10K races.
BR, that sure sounds like a crisis! 
This is some kind of an inside joke, right?