Pet Peeves--Holiday Edition

[Smiling JOe]

Excuse me, we are talking about babies. Let's not go there, PLA-EEZ. I'm scared enough about that stuff that I told my SIL that I'm not taking photos of my 3 month old nephew's babybutt because I don't want the porn police on MY butt for emailing my SIL photos of her cute baby. The innocent crap gets a little scary sometimes.

 

[NoHall]

Excuse me, we are talking about babies. Let's not go there, PLA-EEZ. I'm scared enough about that stuff that I told my SIL that I'm not taking photos of my 3 month old nephew's babybutt because I don't want the porn police on MY butt for emailing my SIL photos of her cute baby. The innocent crap gets a little scary sometimes.

Just messing with you, and you completely lost me in the edit... (I was harassing you about the "baby" on the Ducati again.)

 

[Smiling JOe]

Just messing with you, and I have NO idea what you're talking about in the last 2/3 of that... (I was harassing you about the "baby" on the Ducati again.)

She's a chick, according to Skunky, not a baby. Have to be careful with word choice these days, or you'll get dragged to the slammer for pedophilia. I'm not sure how I can explain kiddy porn to you, but it sounds like some serious stuff, and even taking a photo of a nekked baby and emailing it, might be enough to be screwed for the rest of your life. You know they have programs scanning emails for that kind of stuff.

 

[NoHall]

She's a chick, according to Skunky, not a baby. Have to be careful with word choice these days, or you'll get dragged to the slammer for pedophilia. I'm not sure how I can explain kiddy porn to you, but it sounds like some serious stuff, and even taking a photo of a nekked baby and emailing it, might be enough to be screwed for the rest of your life. You know they have programs scanning emails for that kind of stuff.

Oh dear GAWD...

I hear your point, and as someone who works with kids I am certainly aware of the issues, but I get irritated how the (naked) baby gets thrown out with the bathwater. :angry:

I surely didn't mean to make this into a discussion. Let's just rewind to the cute, fully clothed little baby in the check out line and go to bed with happy thoughts, shall we?

Nitey-nite...

 

[Smiling JOe]

Sounds good, but what if the keys, upon which she was chewing, were made of lead, or even worse, made in China? Still got happy thoughts? ; )

 

[NoHall]

Sounds good, but what if the keys, upon which she was chewing, were made of lead, or even worse, made in China? Still got happy thoughts? ; )

You're evil. You owe me a lullaby.

 

[mrs.rocket]

I'm really okay with the lines, the traffic, the little old ladies and the sighs from impatient buttholes standing behind said little old ladies, what I can't stand are the gifts to my children from their grandparents that have about five million minature peices for me to step on and suck up my vacuum cleaner. Oh, and the ones that reach noise levels explicitly unapproved by HazMat. We always ask very nicely that the kids not get stuff that has more than three or four big peices or anything that reaches a certain decible, but they always seem to get it ayway.

Oh, well. It's only once a year.

 

[audie]

1. Those little styrofoam peanuts. They fly everywhere and stick to everything.

2. Pumping one's own gas. I know this is not really holiday related, but I have decided I REALLY hate doing this. What ever happened to those nice, young men that would run out of the station and pump it for you? Ahh..the good old days.

3. That crappy George Michael song--Last Christmas.

this is mr audie's job. i refuse to pump gas, that's what he's for. i'll run out of gas before i'll pump it. childish ? yes... but if i have to wash his dirty underwear, he can pump my gas

 

[DD]

this is mr audie's job. i refuse to pump gas, that's what he's for. i'll run out of gas before i'll pump it. childish ? yes... but if i have to wash his dirty underwear, he can pump my gas

Dammit!! mr. dd washes his own underwear. Help me think of another reason he should do it.

 

[Cheering472]

I hear ya girls! I HATE to pump gas too. But it's that or I run out on the expressway. Dang we need a man we can trust with our car who wears a star...was that Texaco??