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maeby funke

Beach Lover
Apr 13, 2006
102
13
48
South Georgia
Last week I cried for about two hours when I discovered a smattering of fine lines around my eyes. And then I went on Sephora and purchased a $60 eye cream. :dunno:
 

audie

fartblossom
May 15, 2005
10,946
27
we were at the store and i was getting powdered sugar, the domino brand that comes in a box. i knew we had some at home, but wanted a couple more boxes. as i was putting it in the cart, mr audie said "you don't want that", i said yes i do, he said "you don't need that", well, this led to a full nuclear meltdown complete with cussing, and something about shoving the sugar up his arse. so i bought 6 boxes of it.

i got home and discovered i bought 6 boxes of regular sugar and he was trying to tell me i was getting the wrong thing :blush: it was pretty quiet at the audie's for the rest of the day
 

Minnie

Beach Fanatic
Dec 30, 2006
4,328
829
Memphis
Haven't had any major meltdowns in a while, like Kitty I am about past that stage.

However with that comes the mental fog, as I like to call it. Like starting the washing machine with water and detergent and never making it back to put the clothes in. :rotfl:I have the cleanest washing maching in town. :blush:

A few crying spells for no reason, but I think that is more missing my Dad and knowing my Baby is moving away. :sosad:

I did go yesterday to Target and lose my car but I was in good company as most everyone including the men were having problems finding theirs, it was just too blasted crowded and all the cars were looking alike. Thank goodness for the panic button on my alarm system, or I might still be there looking. :funn:
 

DD

SoWal Expert
Aug 29, 2005
23,871
463
73
grapevine, tx. /On the road to SoWal
I've only had two or three major meltdowns since Monday, and I don't really remember what they were about, but I'm off today through Tuesday and that makes me really happy! :clap:
 

kathydwells

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Dec 20, 2004
13,303
420
64
Lacey's Spring, Alabama
I ran over my versace progressive eyeglasses with my car. they are quite flat and in several pieces.

what have you done my little pretties?

I would like to take my van and run over my coach progressive eyeglasses! I hate them!!!

Does lopping off 4 inches of hair qualify? (BTW, I love it)

Don't make me come to NY.....where are the pictures!!!! ;-)

They are now deader than he is.

What did they do to make you so mad?

They are terrible little things....well mine are anyway. :eek:

I've always heard you can make a hor moan but you can't make her sing in church :D

OMG...spewing coffee. I have never heard that one. :funn:


Let's see what have I done....NOTHING yet, but I am sure today will be the day. I have so much to do and not enough time to do it all. Please be with be Baby Jesus as I am going to need you today!!!!
 

Mango

SoWal Insider
Apr 7, 2006
9,699
1,368
New York/ Santa Rosa Beach
I went to Target for peanut brittle and some misc stocking stuffers and had to walk by the toy dept. Out of the corner of my eye I saw the coolest stuffed plane rocker with a moving propeller that makes authentic sounds and lights up. Went to check it out. I already bought all my nephews their gifts but the baby always makes me watch JayJay the jet plane with him and it's our special moment thing. Anyway, couldn't find a price, so this woman tells me there's a price checker close by and how adorable this plane is then moves on to the next aisle.
I decided it was just one of those gifts too special and the look on my nephews face when sees it will be priceless, so I left it there to go find a shopping cart.
I came back and it was GONE!!!! I was Hormonal that day, so now I am armed with a shopping cart and I went bolting around looking for that woman who most likely had MY airplane knocking some people over like bowling pins.
Lucky for her, I found another one in another aisle and lucky for Target that peanut brittle was waiting home for me sent by a special wench. :D
 

DD

SoWal Expert
Aug 29, 2005
23,871
463
73
grapevine, tx. /On the road to SoWal
I would like to take my van and run over my coach progressive eyeglasses! I hate them!!!



Don't make me come to NY.....where are the pictures!!!! ;-)



They are terrible little things....well mine are anyway. :eek:



OMG...spewing coffee. I have never heard that one. :funn:


Let's see what have I done....NOTHING yet, but I am sure today will be the day. I have so much to do and not enough time to do it all. Please be with be Baby Jesus as I am going to need you today!!!!

Will you run over mine too? Hate 'em. Haven't taken them back yet. I'll leave 'em in the driveway.

I went to Target for peanut brittle and some misc stocking stuffers and had to walk by the toy dept. Out of the corner of my eye I saw the coolest stuffed plane rocker with a moving propeller that makes authentic sounds and lights up. Went to check it out. I already bought all my nephews their gifts but the baby always makes me watch JayJay the jet plane with him and it's our special moment thing. Anyway, couldn't find a price, so this woman tells me there's a price checker close by and how adorable this plane is then moves on to the next aisle.
I decided it was just one of those gifts too special and the look on my nephews face when sees it will be priceless, so I left it there to go find a shopping cart.
I came back and it was GONE!!!! I was Hormonal that day, so now I am armed with a shopping cart and I went bolting around looking for that woman who most likely had MY airplane knocking some people over like bowling pins.
Lucky for her, I found another one in another aisle and lucky for Target that peanut brittle was waiting home for me sent by a special wench. :D


I love this story!!
:love:
 

NoHall

hmmmm......can't remember
May 28, 2007
9,032
996
Northern Hall County, GA
we were at the store and i was getting powdered sugar, the domino brand that comes in a box. i knew we had some at home, but wanted a couple more boxes. as i was putting it in the cart, mr audie said "you don't want that", i said yes i do, he said "you don't need that", well, this led to a full nuclear meltdown complete with cussing, and something about shoving the sugar up his arse. so i bought 6 boxes of it.

i got home and discovered i bought 6 boxes of regular sugar and he was trying to tell me i was getting the wrong thing :blush: it was pretty quiet at the audie's for the rest of the day

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
 

kathydwells

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Dec 20, 2004
13,303
420
64
Lacey's Spring, Alabama
I went to Target for peanut brittle and some misc stocking stuffers and had to walk by the toy dept. Out of the corner of my eye I saw the coolest stuffed plane rocker with a moving propeller that makes authentic sounds and lights up. Went to check it out. I already bought all my nephews their gifts but the baby always makes me watch JayJay the jet plane with him and it's our special moment thing. Anyway, couldn't find a price, so this woman tells me there's a price checker close by and how adorable this plane is then moves on to the next aisle.
I decided it was just one of those gifts too special and the look on my nephews face when sees it will be priceless, so I left it there to go find a shopping cart.
I came back and it was GONE!!!! I was Hormonal that day, so now I am armed with a shopping cart and I went bolting around looking for that woman who most likely had MY airplane knocking some people over like bowling pins.
Lucky for her, I found another one in another aisle and lucky for Target that peanut brittle was waiting home for me sent by a special wench. :D

Awww....I'm glad you got your airplane. I wish you were my Auntie. :love: Your nephew is going to be a happy little nephew!!!
 
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