Does lopping off 4 inches of hair qualify? (BTW, I love it)
pics please
I've always heard you can make a hor moan but you can't make her sing in church![]()
how do you make a hormone ? don't pay her :funn:
Does lopping off 4 inches of hair qualify? (BTW, I love it)
I've always heard you can make a hor moan but you can't make her sing in church![]()

it was pretty quiet at the audie's for the rest of the day
I have the cleanest washing maching in town. 


I ran over my versace progressive eyeglasses with my car. they are quite flat and in several pieces.
what have you done my little pretties?
Does lopping off 4 inches of hair qualify? (BTW, I love it)
They are now deader than he is.
What did they do to make you so mad?
I've always heard you can make a hor moan but you can't make her sing in church![]()
I would like to take my van and run over my coach progressive eyeglasses! I hate them!!!
Don't make me come to NY.....where are the pictures!!!! ;-)
They are terrible little things....well mine are anyway.
OMG...spewing coffee. I have never heard that one. :funn:
Let's see what have I done....NOTHING yet, but I am sure today will be the day. I have so much to do and not enough time to do it all. Please be with be Baby Jesus as I am going to need you today!!!!
I went to Target for peanut brittle and some misc stocking stuffers and had to walk by the toy dept. Out of the corner of my eye I saw the coolest stuffed plane rocker with a moving propeller that makes authentic sounds and lights up. Went to check it out. I already bought all my nephews their gifts but the baby always makes me watch JayJay the jet plane with him and it's our special moment thing. Anyway, couldn't find a price, so this woman tells me there's a price checker close by and how adorable this plane is then moves on to the next aisle.
I decided it was just one of those gifts too special and the look on my nephews face when sees it will be priceless, so I left it there to go find a shopping cart.
I came back and it was GONE!!!! I was Hormonal that day, so now I am armed with a shopping cart and I went bolting around looking for that woman who most likely had MY airplane knocking some people over like bowling pins.
Lucky for her, I found another one in another aisle and lucky for Target that peanut brittle was waiting home for me sent by a special wench.![]()

we were at the store and i was getting powdered sugar, the domino brand that comes in a box. i knew we had some at home, but wanted a couple more boxes. as i was putting it in the cart, mr audie said "you don't want that", i said yes i do, he said "you don't need that", well, this led to a full nuclear meltdown complete with cussing, and something about shoving the sugar up his arse. so i bought 6 boxes of it.
i got home and discovered i bought 6 boxes of regular sugar and he was trying to tell me i was getting the wrong thingit was pretty quiet at the audie's for the rest of the day





I went to Target for peanut brittle and some misc stocking stuffers and had to walk by the toy dept. Out of the corner of my eye I saw the coolest stuffed plane rocker with a moving propeller that makes authentic sounds and lights up. Went to check it out. I already bought all my nephews their gifts but the baby always makes me watch JayJay the jet plane with him and it's our special moment thing. Anyway, couldn't find a price, so this woman tells me there's a price checker close by and how adorable this plane is then moves on to the next aisle.
I decided it was just one of those gifts too special and the look on my nephews face when sees it will be priceless, so I left it there to go find a shopping cart.
I came back and it was GONE!!!! I was Hormonal that day, so now I am armed with a shopping cart and I went bolting around looking for that woman who most likely had MY airplane knocking some people over like bowling pins.
Lucky for her, I found another one in another aisle and lucky for Target that peanut brittle was waiting home for me sent by a special wench.![]()
Your nephew is going to be a happy little nephew!!!