It gets embarassing to our infrequent (and never to return) guests!
here it's (dog) G-A-S!!!:sick:
Wierd Pet Habits
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here it's (dog) G-A-S!!!:sick:
THIS is one of the funniest threads EVAH! Everyone's posts are a gas!My shy, very dressy female Tuxedo cat ADORES a rousing bout of hide-n-pounce.
With great forethought & intention she'll scurry behind the curtains, which is my cue to cast out the chinese yo-yo so she can leap out for the capture & then she immediately runs back and hides behind the curtains. When I say "ya wannit?" She'll reply with the affirmative "yeow" ... which is the directive that she's ready & in position for me to cast the yo-yo again.
She doesn't give a dead lizard for typical mindless p***y games... it MUST have that premeditated hide-n-seek, ask-and-reply element to be worthy of her consideration!
My shy, very dressy female Tuxedo cat ADORES a rousing bout of hide-n-pounce.
With great forethought & intention she'll scurry behind the curtains, which is my cue to cast out the chinese yo-yo so she can leap out for the capture & then she immediately runs back and hides behind the curtains. When I say "ya wannit?" She'll reply with the affirmative "yeow" ... which is the directive that she's ready & in position for me to cast the yo-yo again.
She doesn't give a dead lizard for typical mindless p***y games... it MUST have that premeditated hide-n-seek, ask-and-reply element to be worthy of her consideration!
Tuxedo cats are amazing...some of the smartest, most interesting animals around as far as I'm concerned...
Gertie blows my mind...she's so "scientific" about everything. She has an identifiable vocabulary, can count, & understands fluent human (& she likes a few French phrases thrown in for fun). If I don't specifically tell her my EXACT travel plans, and count out the days I'll be away, she'll get sick while I'm gone. I discovered this once when I was late returning by 1 day...the cat sitter told me she was fine until that LAST day when I didn't return when expected (WHAT??? Your fingers are broken & You couldn't CALL???). When she's precisely informed, she's perfectly fine... if not, she makes me "pay".
My male orange tabby is SO sweet, lovable & affectionate
... but (ssshhhh) a huge coward & not the brightest bulb on the porch. Gertie thinks he's a moron and wacks him up side the head every single morning whether he needs it not. I have to specifically TELL her to TELL him what my plans are (he does NOT speak fluent human) otherwise she'll just let him suffer in cluelessness!
My shy, very dressy female Tuxedo cat ADORES a rousing bout of hide-n-pounce.
With great forethought & intention she'll scurry behind the curtains, which is my cue to cast out the chinese yo-yo so she can leap out for the capture & then she immediately runs back and hides behind the curtains. When I say "ya wannit?" She'll reply with the affirmative "yeow" ... which is the directive that she's ready & in position for me to cast the yo-yo again.
She doesn't give a dead lizard for typical mindless p***y games... it MUST have that premeditated hide-n-seek, ask-and-reply element to be worthy of her consideration!
Oh my daddys cat was a tuxedo cat too. She loved to play fetch with him.
My male orange tabby is SO sweet, lovable & affectionate
This sounds like the Jesus Cat and the Supermodel. I once asked my dad if he thought the Supermodel was suffering for his stupidity. My dad looked over at the sleeping beast and said, "It doesn't look to me like he's suffering for anything."
The Jesus Cat would probably sell me down the river if I started speaking French to him. He has become (in my brother's words) "curmudgeonly" in his old age.
The first time I ever went to Tallahassee to visit AIT, she was living with her sister and they had this dog. I hadn't been there five minutes when Brody tried to walk through my legs. I didn't know at the time that the protocol in this situation was to scratch his back end as he walked through, so he kept doing it until I got the hint.He really is the coolest dog ever, though.
He really is the coolest dog ever, though.
Seriously, I keep forgetting to warn people about that. I <3 that dog like I can't explain. He's 100 lbs but my 60 lbs black lab/Rhodesian mix OWNS him!!!!! They are so cute. When we were at my sister's house for Christmas, they slept next to the couch I was on and I would look down and they would literally be intertwined. They're secret lovers but when everyone's awake, McKenzie (the lab mix) acts like Brody's not even worth her time!
I love those dogs!!!!!!
If this gives you any hint as to how big Brody is, this is a pic of him literally sitting on the couch next to my sister. All four paws are on the ground. And yes, he generally does look that pathetic.
http://s26.photobucket.com/albums/c148/AugustInTransit/?action=view¤t=CorNBrodes.jpg
It was the same deal with the one I had. We always said she wanted her "BUTT RUB"wave:Byron)
Our Max lives for the butt scratch and does the exact same thing. If you push him through, he'll come back around for another approach...