Wierd Pet Habits
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Love it. 
I would tell about Lil Seaside's neutered Schnauzer and what he does to a stuffed lion every night (And I mean every night), but the bounds of common decency prevent me from being graphic about a s_x act between a dog and an inanimate object.
It gets embarassing to our infrequent (and never to return) guests!
A friend of mine has a dachshund (sp?) that has to have HER way with her Pumba stuffed animal every now and again.
Gertie blows my mind...she's so "scientific" about everything. She has an identifiable vocabulary, can count, & understands fluent human (& she likes a few French phrases thrown in for fun). If I don't specifically tell her my EXACT travel plans, and count out the days I'll be away, she'll get sick while I'm gone. I discovered this once when I was late returning by 1 day...the cat sitter told me she was fine until that LAST day when I didn't return when expected (WHAT??? Your fingers are broken & You couldn't CALL???). When she's precisely informed, she's perfectly fine... if not, she makes me "pay".
My male orange tabby is SO sweet, lovable & affectionate... but (ssshhhh) a huge coward & not the brightest bulb on the porch. Gertie thinks he's a moron and wacks him up side the head every single morning whether he needs it not. I have to specifically TELL her to TELL him what my plans are (he does NOT speak fluent human) otherwise she'll just let him suffer in cluelessness!
I totally get the explaining your travel plans to the cat, we have to do the same thing. It's almost like when your 16 and came home too late. At the same time I felt like I was reading the statement for my commital.
I don't think it's a puppy when you can saddle and ride it. :funn:
PONY? ;-)
Yep ..but she would only walk through front to back ..she would never come up behind you. My poor son caught h311 before he got so tall. She would hit them EVERY time.
Good thing Max only does front to back because that way you can see how much slobber is in his mouth for him to hit the insides of your legs with.
Try and explain those marks away when there is no dog in sight!
Our Pepper (standard poodle) runs in circles and bites her butt whenever we cough or sneeze. When anything shiny or noisy is in the kitchen (like the sound of new garbage bags or the reflections from aluminum foil) or when she sees reflections from liquid in glasses or silverware at the dinner table, she runs in circles and bites her butt.
Our Pepper (standard poodle) runs in circles and bites her butt whenever we cough or sneeze. When anything shiny or noisy is in the kitchen (like the sound of new garbage bags or the reflections from aluminum foil) or when she sees reflections from liquid in glasses or silverware at the dinner table, she runs in circles and bites her butt.
I've known people like this. :funn: