Either help me out or shoot me.

[NoHall]

My laptop went into a vegetative state this evening--gray screen, won't boot up.

I called the 800 number, and they told me to go online. Do those bat-turds assume that I have a crappy PC to back up my laptop? (If so, they're right, but that's beside the point.)

Thank GAWD I had already emailed the work I had done to myself. (I have a frickin' recital hearing tomorrow, which requires extensive, quadruple-edited, footnoted program notes.)

SWGB, your box of chocolate is in peril right now. Or maybe I'll go straight for the Xanax.

 

[kathydwells]

Now where did I put my gun?

 

[Mango]

Now where did I put my gun?

OOOPS, sorry gull, I forgot to give it back.

Did you try a new battery?

 

[InletBchDweller]

Now where did I put my gun?

you can borrow mine, it is hanging in the back window of my car...

 

[InletBchDweller]

My laptop went into a vegetative state this evening--gray screen, won't boot up.

I called the 800 number, and they told me to go online. Do those bat-turds assume that I have a crappy PC to back up my laptop? (If so, they're right, but that's beside the point.)

Thank GAWD I had already emailed the work I had done to myself. (I have a frickin' recital hearing tomorrow, which requires extensive, quadruple-edited, footnoted program notes.)

SWGB, your box of chocolate is in peril right now. Or maybe I'll go straight for the Xanax.

my laptop is dead as well so I borrowed my sisters from the Estate now it wont work without eletricity. My other desktop is so messed up Cork cant help... I have such a love/hate relationship with these things...

 

[kathydwells]

OOOPS, sorry gull, I forgot to give it back.

Did you try a new battery?

Give me my dam* gun, I need to put some people out of their misery!

you can borrow mine, it is hanging in the back window of my car...

That's what I hear.....and it perches on the antler rack. ;-)

 

[NoHall]

Batt'ry works.

3 bullets: one for the laptop, one for the manufacturer, one for me...

 

[Matt J]

I'm glad the gulls got past the issue of chocolate in peril. That's just not funny. I've been looking forward to that chocolate.

No chocolate = byatchy swgb.

 

[NoHall]

I'm glad the gulls got past the issue of chocolate in peril. That's just not funny. I've been looking forward to that chocolate.

No chocolate = byatchy swgb.

Chocolate is still safe, but it was touch and go. Laptop is about to be discovered in a pool of its own blood.:angry:

 

[Matt J]

Chocolate is still safe, but it was touch and go. Laptop is about to be discovered in a pool of its own blood.:angry:

UPDATE!!!

Chocolate still in peril. NoHall under suspicion of portacide.