reminds me of the time husband was giving youngest boy a bath & had a talk with him about the proper name for his boy bits............................
boy comes running downstairs excited......"Mommy, mommy - I've got peanuts and pretzels, peanuts and pretzels!!!!!!!"
Reminds me of a joke
A little boy and girl were sitting in the bathtub. As natural curioustiy got to them the little boy looked between the girls legs and while pointing asked, "What's that?"
The little girl proudly responded that mommy had told her it was her barn. The girl thought quickly and pointed at the boy's crotch asking, "What's that?"
The little boy responded that daddy had told him it was his tractor.
Downstairs the mother heard a scream. She ran up stairs as fast as possible flung open the door to see a cloud of red filling the bathtub and the boy double over. She exclaimed, "What is going on in here?"
To which the little girl responded, "He tried to put his tractor in my barn, so I ripped his back wheels off"
That my friends is why you always teach your children he correct terms such as hoo-haa and wee-wee.
